From National Fart Day to Who's Going to Hell? - we're covering it all! We've got Heidi's sponge painting, wild breakup ideas, everyday etiquette, and your show texts. Plus: Good News, Booze News, bass anglers, the Winter Olympics, movie reviews, the Movie Password, and the History Quiz. It's weird, it's fun, and you should become a VIP so you never miss a moment of the show.

Alice Cooper celebrates another trip around the sun, while we sip on extra hot coffee. PETA is coming for Punxsutawney Phil, and the Human Crane at Dave & Busters has a big prize. From Winter Olympics to banning social media, plus the Food News. Then it's "Remember back in the day," the luxury you can't live without now and signs you know you're aging and of course, a few F My Life moments to keep it real. F your life if you haven't become a VIP to the show.

It's National Carrot Cake Day. Would you take fat from a cadaver and put it in your boobs? We've got NFL news, booze news and is Rascal Flatts that bad? Plus: a bear on the porch inspires us to talk about something in your neighbor's yard. We're heading back to the Moon, talking chat bots learning language, and just how huge Jupiter really is. Test yourself with Pop Quiz: The Number 23 and our History Quiz, find the fake in Get The Fake Out, and hear a story of sexual regret you won't forget. Become a VIP today and never miss a moment of The Heidi and Frank Show.

From Groundhog Day to the Grammy Awards, we're hitting the hot topics - the age of attraction, the mistakes we've made, and the disgusting habits we all do. We've got Nastytown, travel talk from national parks to airplane backups, the pop quiz, box office winner, what's coming up in February... and yes, even a few taboo topics that God would approve of. Become a member of the HF community by signing up for a VIP!

Today's show is all over the place in the best way - from celebrating National Croissant Day and Yodel For Your Neighbors Day (yes, we yodel), to jaw-dropping yodel impressions and a Bomb Cyclone update. We've got Karen & Josh drama, a throwback Dr Pepper jingle, a pop quiz, and tips on staging a house. Plus: Frank's new furniture, Chia Pets, Cigarette Mom Rock, band tattoos, and Stay Or Go with guest judge Kyle Gass. Become a VIP today!