This morning we're dragging after losing an hour to Daylight Saving, recapping International Women's Day, and talking about the madness over Metallica tickets. Plus: the weird science behind why cutting onions makes you cry, a bizarre seal finger story, some notable celebrity deaths, a History Quiz, and the debate over who's the best crier. Oh-and a few moments where we say "you know you've made it"... and something we absolutely guarantee you won't expect. Become a HF VIP and then you'll never miss a moment of the show, I guarantee it.

Happy Hour kicks things off while Moon Beans and Doughy Wrestlers somehow make sense in the same conversation. A figure skater gets chased, a Padre has hemorrhoids, and Tony Gonzales and Mickey "Punch" Dolenz in the news. Plus a History Quiz, some wild Science News, space probes, 3D-printed homes, signs you've made it as a millennial, Stay or Go: Cheeseball, and the craziest thing you've ever seen. Become a VIP to the Heidi and Frank show!

Who's going to hell, when millennials are sure they've made it, and the strange moment you realize you definitely haven't arrived. Plus some good news to balance it all out, a trip to Graceland, Britney Spears in trouble behind the wheel, a history quiz, trending news, movie reviews, and movie password. And somehow... Cheese Doodles get involved. Become a VIP to the Heidi and Frank show today!

Gas prices are climbing, and a 13-pound baby is stealing the spotlight - plus we reveal which states tip the most and what it really takes to get into heaven. There's Good News (finally), a History Quiz to test your brain, TikTok Tarot predicting your fate, and Twisted Bach. Add in kissing confessions, the best kiss songs ever, Get The Fake Out, and laughs with Jim Breuer - and that's just the start. If you missed any of the show, become a VIP and never miss a moment.