Email of the DayBlog's for April, 2012http://www.heidiandfrank.comHeidi and Frank2024-03-28T15:58:51Z2024-03-28T15:58:51ZHeidi and FrankI Heart THNVIP Linda G.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/I-Heart-THN/649163879576996898.html2012-04-12T15:39:00Z2012-04-12T15:39:00ZHey Guys,
<p>Just writing to let you know I am loving THN so much, I'm gonna have to print out the show line up so I can make sure I'm d/l'ing my faves to listen while I work. Really great evolution going on over there- thank you so much for all the hard work you do make the world giggle. :)</p>
<p>VIP Brandi is holding a ticket for me while I try to make it west for the 420 show... sure as fuck hope I can make it- watching for a cheap flight! ((( praying praying praying )))</p>
<p>Have a great day!</p>VIP Linda G.2012-04-12T15:39:00ZI Forgot...Nicole P.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/I-Forgot.../657256374711672389.html2012-03-30T15:58:00Z2012-03-30T15:58:00Zi forgot how funny you guys are! i have been forced to stop video-feeding because of march madness. everyone in the office is streaming video and it's eating our bandwidth, so today i'm cheating watching after hours, and you guys are right. it IS radio worth watching! if you don't have a VIP, you better get one people, you're missing everything.Nicole P.2012-03-30T15:58:00ZShoe Dazzle ExperienceLisahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Shoe-Dazzle-Experience/-775036610649606730.html2012-03-29T20:54:00Z2012-03-29T20:54:00Z<p><img style="float: left; margin: 5px;" src="/images/blog/greatshoes3.jpg" alt="" />Here is a pic of my new shoes and I love them! I was a bit scared buying shoes online. I have always loved heels but they usually hurt either my toes, back of my foot, or the bottoms of my feet after wearing them all day. I usually have to find a pair that cost $100 and up for them to feel comfy on my feet, but I find it hard to justify spending that much money on a pair of shoes. I felt safe buying shoes from ShoeDazzle because I knew I could return them with no charge if they didn't work out. When I buy new shoes I put them on and clean the house in them and my ShoeDazzle shoes have passed the test. I will be buying all of my shoes from ShoeDazzle now. Yaay no longer stuck in flats!</p>Lisa2012-03-29T20:54:00ZAnother After Hours Experienceanonymous 2http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Another-After-Hours-Experience/982777646050177356.html2012-03-06T02:23:00Z2012-03-06T02:23:00ZRegarding the live after hours email posted on your site by "anonymous" I couldnt agree more!!! These so-called superfans are the most annoying, obnoxious fucks!! They want the rest of us to aknowledge them so desperately like they're better listeners because they stand out for being douchebags. How about at the next show you sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and listen!!! Im sure you guys are annoyed by some of them. The same shit goes to the fans with stupid f'n names like ***dad, ***anthon, *** the mexican, or whatever the fuck you decide to name yourselfs. Not sure if its the ego on some of these people or the pathetic attempt at atttention!!anonymous 22012-03-06T02:23:00ZAfter Hours Experienceanonymoushttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/After-Hours-Experience/965259935187520877.html2012-03-01T05:12:00Z2012-03-01T05:12:00ZMorning. I normally wouldn't call people out but I think I need to. So my gf and I went out to After Hours on Friday. It was her first time and I wanted her to have a good time. The show was great, but before the show started and after the show was annoying. First, listeners Steve and Bianca got up about 10 times during the show (sit the fuck down!) We had to keep moving our chairs so they could get through. Blair cut in line outside, and inside was screaming acting like he was a celeb himself. After the show my gf was chatting with Erik and Adam Herpe pulled Erik to take a picture! It was rude. My girl was so annoyed with the super fans that she doesn't want to go anymore. Sorry if I sound like an asshole but they fucked up our night. Thank you fans.anonymous2012-03-01T05:12:00ZMoldEugenehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Mold/498958218921192033.html2012-02-14T02:37:00Z2012-02-14T02:37:00Z<blockquote>
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<br />Eugene2012-02-14T02:37:00ZThe HF ShowBen from La Puentehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/The-HF-Show/420806802785566844.html2012-02-06T18:02:00Z2012-02-06T18:02:00ZFrank the only thing holding the show back is every fan that wants to hear their name called out by you guys or a shot like the cancer shots tho! or a song for their birthday. Instead of worrying about heidi doing an impression of betty white doing an impression of a squirrel while singing a birthday song in cat voice, contribute a funny story or sumthn related to the days topics. I hate and cringe everytime i hear a listener wanting a shot or telling you guys to remember them from blah blah blah just contribute or don't call. Tell Karen to block those callers cuz there dead air and they take away from you guys being able to be funny cuz you gotta deal with some person that wants u to tell them hello. you guys r the best and its bullshit that some of the fans think ur fucking monkeys. Anyway besides us fans i love you guys keep working hard.<br />Ben from La Puente2012-02-06T18:02:00ZSuperbowlDave from Long Beachhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Superbowl/-277223411843774614.html2012-02-03T20:00:00Z2012-02-03T20:00:00ZInstead of totally excluding women at the Super Bowl party, have a soundproof section that has a glass wall for them to sit in. Serve them free drinks if they get naked. You'll get to see lots of goodies, plus their catty asses are bound to get in some fights ... it's TRIPLE the entertainment of just the game by itself. Dave from Long Beach2012-02-03T20:00:00ZShoeDazzleKristenhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/ShoeDazzle/304362465156171604.html2012-01-27T19:42:00Z2012-01-27T19:42:00Z<div>
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<div><span>Heidi,<br /><br />Because of you, I'm addicted to "Shoedazzle". I already have way too many shoes but I just have to have their shoes. I blame you for the fight ill have with my husband about the shit load of shoes I have and the ones I'm going to get every month. I love you for promoting them but at the same time I hate you!!</span><br /><br /></div>
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</div>Kristen2012-01-27T19:42:00ZHF on my 40 inch televisionGordon in LBhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/HF-on-my-40-inch-television/272328755533533219.html2012-01-10T17:06:00Z2012-01-10T17:06:00Z<div>Hey Frank, I was listening to the show on my iPhone app while taking my morning dump. Started playing around with it and discovered it would stream the video to my apple tv. Flipped on my 40 inch tv in my bedroom and bam, there you guys are. Awesome! First thing I see....Heidi's high school photos! Laughed out loud!! Love you guys.</div>Gordon in LB2012-01-10T17:06:00ZListening from Guam`Scotthttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Listening-from-Guam`/337284407261843342.html2012-01-06T17:56:00Z2012-01-06T17:56:00Z<div><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Hey man ive been an avid fan since I was about 20 and im 27 now. Anyways, im just happy I can hear you guys way out here in Guam and wanted to send you guys some love. Later<br /></span></div>Scott2012-01-06T17:56:00ZXM LoveDominique N.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/XM-Love/990014968366165457.html2012-01-05T04:12:00Z2012-01-05T04:12:00Z<div><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Hi. I just wanted to pass along to you my email to XM Radio, and also to wish you guys a wonderful Christmas and New Years. I can't even express how much I love the show, and how warmly I feel toward the three of you. You've become like family to me, and the show is just so incredibly special and makes my life so much more enjoyable- I truly can't thank you enough, all I can do is be a VIP for Life :. Here's my email:<br /><br />I just wanted to commend you for your great decision to air The Heidi & Frank Show. I can't even express how deeply I love Heidi and Frank and Erik. Their show is hilarious, but it's more than just funny. They've saved a listener's life when he was suicidal, they've given on-air comfort to child abuse victims, they counsel people through tough decisions, and they bring such an incredible amount of joy to those of us who are loyal listeners. Sometimes they are the only thing that makes me laugh all week often laughing until it hurts- but in a good way. It would be fantastic if you could air them every day, because they are so worthy of a wider audience. Thanks again for broadcasting this great show, and please have them on every day.<br /><br /><br /></span></div>Dominique N.2012-01-05T04:12:00ZA HF ChristmasScotthttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/A-HF-Christmas/-142507859717692674.html2011-12-15T04:25:00Z2011-12-15T04:25:00ZJust wanted to let you guys know, I just got a loan from Loan Mart to purchase the beer glass set for myself from <a href="http://RedEnvelope.com/">RedEnvelope.com</a>, and I'm going to put the toy I got from <a href="http://adamandeve.com/">adamandeve.com</a> in the free red gift box to give my to girlfriend for Christmas.... oh yeah, and Sherri Berries taste good. <br />
<div><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></div>Scott2011-12-15T04:25:00ZDisownedVIP 4 Life WacManhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Disowned/393051696294250324.html2011-12-13T06:39:00Z2011-12-13T06:39:00ZHey, <br />One time my grandmother wasn't asked to play cards at my uncle's parent's in-laws house, so she basically disowned him for 7 years.<br />VIP 4 Life WacMan2011-12-13T06:39:00ZI've had a really shitty day.Erinhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Ive-had-a-really-shitty-day./-267235669034077385.html2011-12-07T05:23:00Z2011-12-07T05:23:00ZI've had a really shitty day. I'm stressed out because I'm moving and my 5 month old baby, Indiana, is no help. To make matters worse I'm dealing with post partum depression. However, your show keeps me smiling. While I was driving to work and listening to the November 23rd show the segment with crazy orgasms started. I had to pull over to the shoulder of the freeway because I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to crash. Thank god I don't sound like that! Thanks for cheering me up :<br /><br />Loyal listener and VIP since day 1.<br /><br /><br />Erin2011-12-07T05:23:00ZHating Drunk FrankMarkhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Hating-Drunk-Frank/41936094247545233.html2011-12-02T03:03:00Z2011-12-02T03:03:00ZListening to Friday's show 11/18/11. Drunk Frank sounded pathetic. Other then the train crash value it makes for a bad show. You need some drinking rules or your going to crash and burn. If not, your going to be doing a show alone or with no talent losers after your current on air talent leave. <br /><br /><br />Mark2011-12-02T03:03:00ZRemembering the ExTracihttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Remembering-the-Ex/-511794874850534896.html2011-11-15T21:17:00Z2011-11-15T21:17:00ZI was with my ex-husband for 14 years and don't remember much of anything at all about him or the relationship. Been divorced only 5 years.Traci2011-11-15T21:17:00ZOh Fuck YouKathy in CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Oh-Fuck-You/376907845776022169.html2011-11-02T19:03:00Z2011-11-02T19:03:00ZI'm listening to the podcast of Friday's show and just heard you tell Eric what I want to say to him on a daily basis; "Oh Fuck You".<br />Kathy in CA2011-11-02T19:03:00ZKenny's HairPeter from MNhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Kennys-Hair/499122530008882648.html2011-10-25T02:52:00Z2011-10-25T02:52:00ZWhat happened to Kenny's Hair. Did Farty influence him. I know he had a mop head before but now he is the scariest man in a wheel chair.<br /><br />Peter from MN2011-10-25T02:52:00ZDrank Framer for president,Steve from Mission Viejo, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Drank-Framer-for-president,/797602949917744160.html2011-10-18T16:45:00Z2011-10-18T16:45:00ZHey Frank, I just want you to know I've been listening to the political banter back and forth over the past few months from the political candidates and I have made my decision. I know who I'm voting for. I will be writing in Drank Framer for president, and for vice-president I'll be writing in Paul Zearm.<br /><br />Steve from Mission Viejo, CA2011-10-18T16:45:00ZToadhopJamie Peacheyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Toadhop/-676634917357004327.html2011-10-04T02:50:00Z2011-10-04T02:50:00ZFrank,<br /><br />Just got home form a super long day and was able to go right to Toad Hop, clicked on watch the show, and BLAMO!!!! I was laughing my ass OFF!!! It is wonderful to have all this content in one place!<br /><br />Thank You!Jamie Peachey2011-10-04T02:50:00ZGood Job GuysSharpy in Iowahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Good-Job-Guys/-512476186244420467.html2011-10-04T02:28:00Z2011-10-04T02:28:00Z<p> </p>
<div>Great job to Jeff & Little Eric last month. I thought they each did a great job. Actually, I think September was the best month the show had in a long while. Could it be because Jeff & Eric both realize their name isn't on the show so they should only chime in from time to time? I don't know...<br /><br />When they did chime in, I thought they were funny. Great show, you are doing great, Frank!<br /><br /></div>
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<div>You sly bastard...Everytime you argue, you start off wrong and asshole-y, and somehow <var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var>you ALWAYS TURN it around!</div>
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<div>Listening to you, I'm like...Dumbass...Wrong...sigh...No...holy shit, you're fucking right! (Damnit)</div>
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<div>Love you!</div>
</p>Samantha2011-09-29T19:32:00ZShe's A WinnerDanny from Los Angeleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Shes-A-Winner/-872459024532229475.html2011-09-27T04:49:00Z2011-09-27T04:49:00Z<p>Very Happy Birthday Heidi! You're still the hottest woman in independently run online webcam-based radio...that's over 32.<br /><br /></p>Danny from Los Angeles2011-09-27T04:49:00ZHealersSam from MISSION VIEJOhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Healers/-236127328356810327.html2011-09-27T03:52:00Z2011-09-27T03:52:00Z<p>Frank<br />Heard the show today about the "healers"<br /><br />first, they don't ask for payment, because 95% of the times, when they say no payment and then they have an option for donation, people pay more than they would have if they knew of a price before hand.<br /><br />second, I'm a foot doc and I've been listening to you guys since I was in undergrad! There is some truth behind "talking off warts," and I've tried it once with a little kid, the science behind it is that warts come about because of low immune response and by making the person subconciously aware of the situation, the body may react to it. It usually works for little kids and idiots The way I did it with a kid was by drawing a foot on paper, drawing the wart on it and then burning the paper. 25% placebo effect Frank, that's why prayer works, sometimes!<br /><br />tell Heidi to keep her "broken" toe clean,<br /><br />Love you guys<br /><br />VIP for life</p>Sam from MISSION VIEJO2011-09-27T03:52:00ZThis Is BigJuliehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/This-Is-Big/-489455910663350111.html2011-09-22T00:12:00Z2011-09-22T00:12:00Z<p>It’s easy to hear how hard it is to try and get off this subject. I really do have faith that you two are going to save his life. There already are listeners coming out of the woodwork to give help. He just needs some HF hands to lift him up. Way to go!</p>
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<br />Julie2011-09-22T00:12:00ZAnal GirlTracey in Bostonhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Anal-Girl/161389843554412016.html2011-09-22T00:10:00Z2011-09-22T00:10:00ZI figure Anal girl studied Ninjitsu and is silent but deadly. Super Tussy must have incredible driving skills, no villain can escape her when she's on her cycle.<br /><br />Like Charlie, Dig Tussy saved them from their mundane jobs.<br />Super Tussy was working in a tampon factory<br />BJah jane was working in a lollipop factory<br />and Anal girl was working at Taco Bell.<br /><br />hmm, would their bat signal just be the outline of a sex doll?<br /><br /><br />Tracey in Boston2011-09-22T00:10:00ZWomen's NumbersChrishttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Womens-Numbers/739123901782923505.html2011-09-22T00:09:00Z2011-09-22T00:09:00ZFrank you're absolutely right yesterday talking about women's numbers....<br /><br />I had a female friend who could not be alone, she would always go from guy to guy. <br /><br />When it came to numbers, she only counted relationships, she did not count one-night-stands, and even occasional hook ups.<br /><br /><br />Chris2011-09-22T00:09:00ZLaughing And CryingTheressa from Huntington Beach, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Laughing-And-Crying/264533931348390709.html2011-08-30T20:03:00Z2011-08-30T20:03:00ZThanks Frank - everbody at work is always asking what I am laughing about, now they want to know why I am crying!!! <br /><br />You are a great dad Frank! I'm so proud of you!<br /><br />Theressa from Huntington Beach, CA2011-08-30T20:03:00ZEarthquake!!Jeff from New Jerseyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Earthquake!!/-740591373012776500.html2011-08-23T19:50:00Z2011-08-23T19:50:00ZI moved from LA to Piscataway New Jersey I know, it makes no sense, and I was present when everyone at my work lost their earthquake cherry. Now they think they've survived the great quake of 2011. The place barely wobbled. New Jersey sucks.<br /><br />Jeff from New Jersey2011-08-23T19:50:00ZSex PositionsStone Facehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Sex-Positions/593189108908314984.html2011-08-22T22:03:00Z2011-08-22T22:03:00ZRegarding your pole on sex positions.. I am one of the 3 percent..<br /><br />My favorite position.. Its anal with a twist.. She is face down on the bed with her legs closed.. I slip my arms under her arms and hold her wrists under her face.. She can either bite my hands and arms or turn her head and kiss me.. I then gently bite or kiss her neck and shoulders.. When I am done.. I empty my bladder into her.. Then we take a shower together after she emptyâ??s her bowels.. we then cuddle and watch TV until she blows me.. or we fall asleep.. this is considered a quickie for us..<br /><br />Stone Face2011-08-22T22:03:00ZGolfingDan from Westlake Villagehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Golfing/-430780543381501989.html2011-08-16T18:10:00Z2011-08-16T18:10:00ZSo I was golfing yesterday and looking for a friend's lost ball in the brush at lost canyon golf course. I found one and asked him if he was playing a "noodle". He said yes when I replied , "noodle, noodle please." He dropped to the ground laughing asking about FHF where I told him all about <a href="http://Heidiandfrank.com/">Heidiandfrank.com</a> . he had no clue you were back and badder than ever. Spreading the word one drunk at a time! Fuck yeah Brother!<br />Dan from Westlake Village2011-08-16T18:10:00ZFrank ArmyArleen from Monterey Parkhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Frank-Army/-119063769999591207.html2011-08-04T18:50:00Z2011-08-04T18:50:00ZFrank,<br /><br />My husband Frank his part of the Frank Army has been following you guys for years now. I myself could not understand why he listened so much. I just recently bought him the VIP about a month ago and since I have been so addicted to your show. I can not beleive that I haven't listen to you guys sooner. I want to thank you guys for making my day go by every day : <br />Arleen from Monterey Park2011-08-04T18:50:00ZCasey AnthonyTrevor from Venice, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Casey-Anthony/-765037712615740957.html2011-07-20T05:26:00Z2011-07-20T05:26:00ZI was just podcasting your Casey Anthony segment, and you guys talking about her private jet trip out of Orlando. Turns out Casey is being sold around to all the media agents by the same scumbag who made Octomum millions. I was within earshot of my buddy who works for an un-named foreign TV network offering 25k for the interview rights for Casey for just that one small foreign country. He went on to tell me she will likely get around $1 Million for TV interviews just in the US. <br /><br />I wanted to punch him in the face but of course his defense makes sense,...if we didn't watch this baby-killing bitch then they wouldn't put it on TV. It's a sick joke - OJ, Octomum, Casey, and that sick bastard who gets to keep his on kiddie-porn for his defense case, another gold medal for american justice<br />Trevor from Venice, CA2011-07-20T05:26:00ZStranger SexTracihttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Stranger-Sex/-32987806740879562.html2011-07-19T20:08:00Z2011-07-19T20:08:00ZDid it once....in Key West w/ stranger that wanted me. It was awesome because he sincerely wanted it and so he went to TOWN like no other!!! Goodtimes... but then it went crazy because he was trying to move to FL from ND to be with me... uhhhh No.<br /><br />Traci2011-07-19T20:08:00ZWhite PantsOwen from EL Sobrante, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/White-Pants/496502578717668730.html2011-07-18T19:52:00Z2011-07-18T19:52:00Zi was catching up on the podcasts and i heard you guys talking about if a girl wears white pants, it was the best thing iv ever heard until i went on a family outing the next day and saw my mom was wearing white pants...thanks alot for the image frank<br /><br />Owen from EL Sobrante, CA2011-07-18T19:52:00ZLet's PartyIvettehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lets-Party/850014437457472830.html2011-06-21T19:41:00Z2011-06-21T19:41:00ZFrank I Love You!!! Long time listener, cant wait till im 21 so I can party with you and Heidi. Just have to say that the show is amazing! I am excited to see what is in store for us VIP's : I cant live my days without you guys!!! My co-workers are always catching my chuckles and cackles all day long! Keep on trucking on! <br /><br />Ivette2011-06-21T19:41:00ZMen and WomenBorchhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Men-and-Women/-470413624870629591.html2011-06-14T19:44:00Z2011-06-14T19:44:00ZThe problem with men and women now is that Woman want everything but don't want to work for it. They want everything bought for them and all the chivalry crap but don't want to do the woman stuff like cook, clean, etc. Men have the same problem, they want a women to do everything for them but don't want to hold up their end of the bargain by providing financial security and being the physical force. In all most people today are spoiled shits who don't want to work for anything.<br />Borch2011-06-14T19:44:00ZGod Damn!Amy Ahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/God-Damn!/493492833968189201.html2011-06-08T16:06:00Z2011-06-08T16:06:00ZI have been a long time listener since I was 17 and I'm 23, and recently got my boyfriend to listen and love as well. We were watching something the other day about a swimmer, and she was talking about how much she loved the water. She said, "if I could grow gills I would be down there all day and only come up for sun"...my boyfriend instantly replied, "that's what heidi said". I died laughing and was so proud he caught on to the heidi and frank humor. You guys rock, keep making me laugh and my boyfriend funnier.Amy A2011-06-08T16:06:00ZTeen PregnancyTayler in Beaumonthttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Teen-Pregnancy/-796562557915002854.html2011-05-30T17:36:00Z2011-05-30T17:36:00Z<br />Frank,<br />Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.<br />Tayler in Beaumont2011-05-30T17:36:00ZLarge woman washes up on beachTheressahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Large-woman-washes-up-on-beach/-444065659991727945.html2011-05-20T02:57:00Z2011-05-20T02:57:00ZOMG Frank! Was bored at the office this afternoon so I played the Large woman washes up on beach video. I pee'd my pants a little and could not stop laughing. Everytime I thought she was up & out then down she went again! I was amazed that no adult ever tryed to help her, only the kids! Still too funny - Thanks for cheering me up!<br />Theressa2011-05-20T02:57:00ZRotten Egg FartJoe from Simi Valleyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Rotten-Egg-Fart/80472770927173028.html2011-05-16T23:03:00Z2011-05-16T23:03:00ZHey Frank,<br /><br />Last night when my girlfriend and I were climbing into bed I busted a nasty rotten egg ass fart. I blamed it on the dog and my girlfriend was like "all gross" and stuck her head under the covers, dutch ovening herself! I farted more while she was under there and almost shit myself! <br /><br />Love the show man.<br />Joe from Simi Valley2011-05-16T23:03:00ZSex LessonsSara G.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Sex-Lessons/765926058619795349.html2011-05-02T20:18:00Z2011-05-02T20:18:00ZAlright, class, here's the difference between making love, having sex, and f-ing:<br /> <br />If you are with someone you LOVE, you're making love (regardless of if you're all lovey-dovey/ kissy-face or competing with the neighbors upstairs for loudness bragging rights)<br /> <br />If you are with someone you LIKE, you're having sex<br /> <br />And if you are with someone you HATE/DON'T KNOW, it's f-ing.<br /> <br />It's not about WHAT you're doin' it's all about WHO you're doin'. <br /> <br />Sara G.2011-05-02T20:18:00ZUC Santa Cruz Banana SlugsAmityhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/UC-Santa-Cruz-Banana-Slugs/-434175521081011604.html2011-04-28T19:59:00Z2011-04-28T19:59:00ZCatching up with yesterday's podcast. Best mascott ever...the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs...Nothing strikes fear into your opponents like a banana slug!!!<br />Amity2011-04-28T19:59:00ZGirl ScoutsTraci B.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Girl-Scouts/633281835415347961.html2011-04-21T22:01:00Z2011-04-21T22:01:00ZI was 8 years old and I was a Girl Scout standing outside a supermarket selling girl scout cookies... everyone had taken a break and my Mother went in the store to use the restroom. I sat by myself in a chair outside waiting for her.<br /><br />A retarded girl was walking up with her parents. She was probably in her teens or maybe older. The retarded girl spots me, the cute little girlscout, and makes a bee line for me running FULL speed. I see her coming and don't know what to expect but as a kid you know we were all kind of scared of "them"!<br /><br />This girl jumps on my lap and starts licking my face like crazy! I am frozen because I'm a quiet kid and I'm totally freaking out about whats happening to me! I'm think please Mom come out of the store!!<br /><br />On top of it, her parents weren't getting her off of me! They were saying "Awww she likes you"! I was mortified.<br /><br />My Mom finally walked out of the store and saved me after I got my face licked for about 2 minutes straight.<br /><br />Wow... it still gives me chills! Sorry if it sounds mean but I don't even want normal people licking my face randomly!!! Haha!<br /><br />Thanks!!<br />Traci B.2011-04-21T22:01:00ZYMCA PoolChrishttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/YMCA-Pool/-198992127803590850.html2011-04-19T20:06:00Z2011-04-19T20:06:00ZWhen I was a little kid I was swimming at the YMCA pool and this 300 pound retarded kid kept coming up underneath me at picking me up on his shoulders. So later on when I was swimming in the deep end I guess he thought it was his turn for a shoulder ride so out of nowhere while i was underwater i had a 300 pound retarded kid holding me under, sitting on my shoulders . I had to fight like hell to get breaths until I was able to break free. Maybe not the scariest near death experience, but what a way that would of been to go.<br /><br /><br />Chris2011-04-19T20:06:00ZShout OutsAndyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Shout-Outs/786364451448852841.html2011-04-12T18:44:00Z2011-04-12T18:44:00ZAfter your comment this week about the shout-outs, I checked them out. Those people are fucking retards. <br /><br />Anyone with any intelligence either emails or calls. Those tards in the shout-outs only suck each others dicks and go on and on about how wonderful they are.<br /><br />BTW, Claire is a hog - def not for the imagination.<br /><br /><br />Andy2011-04-12T18:44:00ZFacial HairDenise in Palmdalehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Facial-Hair/115723092212667961.html2011-04-04T04:44:00Z2011-04-04T04:44:00ZLove the facial here.<br /><br /><br />Denise in Palmdale2011-04-04T04:44:00ZStoner Thoughts: Crystal Meth Saved the world from The Nazis!Jamiehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Stoner-Thoughts:-Crystal-Meth-Saved-the-world-from-The-Nazis!/4374272996291565.html2011-04-04T04:42:00Z2011-04-04T04:42:00ZI would like to thank Crystal Meth for saving the world from Hitler!!<br /><br />See, Germany was kicking ass until Hitler, started having Sheen Meth effect and, tried to invade Russia during the winter! This decision was made while he was slamming Meth!!! Thus he lost WWII.<br /><br />Leading to the thought Crystal Meth Saved the world from The Nazis!!!!!<br /><br />Jamie2011-04-04T04:42:00ZLookin' GoodTerrencehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lookin-Good/152165556710351199.html2011-04-04T04:40:00Z2011-04-04T04:40:00ZFrank, you have never looked so good!<br /><br />Terrence2011-04-04T04:40:00ZAre You Back??Donhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Are-You-Back/-11581538559981830.html2011-04-04T04:38:00Z2011-04-04T04:38:00ZFrank r u back on the air in LA. Let me know thanks. Frank Army<br /><br />Don2011-04-04T04:38:00ZCalicoColinhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Calico/-403377684388714445.html2011-04-04T04:22:00Z2011-04-04T04:22:00ZListening a week late on the podcast, loving the show as always. <br /><br />Gotta tell you, I too tell my friends I'm like a Calico cat... brown hair on my head, red facial hair, black chest hair, blonde arm and leg hair, red pubes. I'm Irish/Polish so I don't know where it comes from, but at least I have everybody's different tastes covered.<br /><br />Keep the show up, VIP for life.<br /><br />Colin2011-04-04T04:22:00ZMom's and Jerkin'Andyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Moms-and-Jerkin/546798605681288261.html2011-04-04T03:25:00Z2011-04-04T03:25:00ZI'm listening to yesterday's show where you're talking about mom's and jerkin. I figured I share a story a little along those lines. When I was a young teenager shortly after discovering masterbation I forgot to close my bedroom door while doing my thing. My mom walked in and caught me. She didn't act surprised or anything she just said in a normal voice "What are you doing in here jackin off when you should be outside cutting the grass?" At the time I was too nervous to realize how odd it was that she didn't act like it was a big deal. <br />Love the show, keep up the good work.<br /><br /><br />Andy2011-04-04T03:25:00ZHappy AnniversaryJimmiehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Happy-Anniversary/-192834426749819370.html2011-03-29T04:52:00Z2011-03-29T04:52:00ZYo FRANK! Happy Anniversary! It's been 3 years TODAY since I found ya'LL! Found you the day after i was "Let go" by my wife and have been laughing EVER SINCE! SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!<br /><br />Jimmie2011-03-29T04:52:00ZOVER THE RAINBOW!!!Brittney R.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/OVER-THE-RAINBOW!!!/851453835422064031.html2011-03-24T03:22:00Z2011-03-24T03:22:00ZOKAY YESTERDAY AT MY GREAT GRANDMA FUNERAL THEY PLAYED OVER THE RAINBOW AS THEY CARRIED HER COFFIN OUT! I THOUGHT OF HEIDI THE WHOLE TIME..Brittney R.2011-03-24T03:22:00ZArmagedonWeshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Armagedon/-427914728751985214.html2011-03-24T03:17:00Z2011-03-24T03:17:00ZAnyone who is an active backpacker has alot of the armagedon supplies, gun for bears, sleeping bag, tent, camp stove that can run on diesel, gps, water filtration. etc. <br /><br />Lesbeans will be the first to go. hand painted pottery and sepia photos serve no purpose in the the apocolypse.<br /><br /><br />Wes2011-03-24T03:17:00ZDaughterMike from MIhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Daughter/-783172659584651913.html2011-03-17T05:12:00Z2011-03-17T05:12:00ZToday was hat day at my eight year old daughters school She ask to wear my Scotch Lobster hat. I've been waiting for the school to call all day.<br />Mike from MI2011-03-17T05:12:00ZHeidi and daylight savingsCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Heidi-and-daylight-savings/550978853362688205.html2011-03-16T07:14:00Z2011-03-16T07:14:00ZIt's strange that Heidi likes daylight savings. You would think she would be longing for that extra hour of darkness when she has to be seen in public.<br />
<div><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></div>Charles2011-03-16T07:14:00ZHit By Horse--http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Hit-By-Horse/691739491410748633.html2011-03-14T03:03:00Z2011-03-14T03:03:00ZI had a good friend that passed out while she was sitting on the toilet. I went to check on her and she had puked all over herself, all over the floor and was passed out with her pants down in her puke. Me being the good friend, closed the door and we ordered a pizza. She slept there all night. <br /><br />--2011-03-14T03:03:00ZGood FriendRaNaehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Good-Friend/-127098594717381755.html2011-03-14T02:55:00Z2011-03-14T02:55:00ZI had a good friend that passed out while she was sitting on the toilet. I went to check on her and she had puked all over herself, all over the floor and was passed out with her pants down in her puke. Me being the good friend, closed the door and we ordered a pizza. She slept there all night. <br /><br />RaNae2011-03-14T02:55:00ZLove and MarriageSean from Seal Beach, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Love-and-Marriage/202799269473909568.html2011-03-11T04:07:00Z2011-03-11T04:07:00ZFrank--<br /><br /> I'm with you. Marriage USED to be the way of life. Thanks to the laziness of people and the Increasing mentality of "get rich quick", divorce has ruined the sanctity of marriage. Nowadays, marriage is more of a business contract that MIGHT include love. Instead of getting married, save yourself some heartache and just burn half of your shit. Sean from Seal Beach, CA2011-03-11T04:07:00ZThanksgivingRaNaehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Thanksgiving/-458435475589699911.html2011-03-11T04:04:00Z2011-03-11T04:04:00Z<strong> </strong>My husbands Grandfather dropped dead right after Thanksgiving Dinner while we were all eating pumpkin pie. Fell and cracked his head on the kitchen counter and was dead. No lie. This really happened. It was kinda cool when I went back to work on that Monday and my co workers would ask "Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?" Yeah it was nice until Grandpa dropped dead. RaNae2011-03-11T04:04:00ZDeath StoryDaryl in Arkansashttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Death-Story/515333284347209159.html2011-03-11T04:02:00Z2011-03-11T04:02:00ZFrank. A few weeks after my grandmother died, my uncle got a message on his answering machine from a woman who sounded just like my grandmother, and the message just said I'm upstairs. Needless to say he and the rest of us freaked out. mainly because she called collect from heaven and that shit really adds up.Daryl in Arkansas2011-03-11T04:02:00ZMen CryingAshleyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Men-Crying/479500418425029866.html2011-03-09T04:51:00Z2011-03-09T04:51:00ZFrank, you are totally right! I just heard Fridays show and Heidi and Smeeze are SO retarded! Crying is for pussies. My boyfriend and I had a fight about 6 months ago where I said I was leaving him and he started crying. I haven't been attracted to him since. I know its wrong but I can't help it.Ashley2011-03-09T04:51:00ZBrandyGina in Chinohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Brandy/858866679496297663.html2011-03-09T04:19:00Z2011-03-09T04:19:00ZThe other day you called a girl by her sisters name "Brandy", I thought it was your psychic abilities and today you're seeing spirits. I bet it's the beard, like Sampsons hair!<br />Gina in Chino2011-03-09T04:19:00ZRosie LookalikeBrenda in Los Angeleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Rosie-Lookalike/629435765375937840.html2011-03-09T04:16:00Z2011-03-09T04:16:00Z<div><span style="font-size: 13px;">I posted on franks shout out but incase u dnt get it today my bday, frank army been listening for 7 years and im turning 22 and before u ask i look like rosie o'donnell.<br /></span></div>Brenda in Los Angeles2011-03-09T04:16:00ZTaint boundaryCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Taint-boundary/-362459858298349898.html2011-03-08T21:09:00Z2011-03-08T21:09:00ZThe official boundaries of the taint are where the ball sweat ends and the anal leakage begins.<br />
<div><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></div>Charles2011-03-08T21:09:00ZLactatingCharles R.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lactating/945485073884513941.html2011-03-03T17:29:00Z2011-03-03T17:29:00ZPissing carrots and shitting corn, all he needs to do is lactate mashed potatoes and he has a whole Shepard's pie. <br />Charles R.2011-03-03T17:29:00ZFriendsJohn in Vista, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Friends/252131617230861545.html2011-03-02T04:31:00Z2011-03-02T04:31:00ZDamn frank! I just listened yesterdays show about "friends." Jesus, your all alone there stuck between to vag's! which wouldn't be to bad if they were both hot chicks. I feel bad for baby smeez cause that kid is gonna get dumped again if he doesn't grow a pair! i figured your influence would rub off on him eventualy, but it's looking grim! Smeez- "oh I trust her, I respect women, she can have a best friend who is a dude... blah blah blah. Hell Heidi has a bigger pair! I'm with you, guys and girls cant be "just friends" keep fighting the good fight my friend. B.T.W. I've been a fan since the Denver days. i was totaly shocked when i moved here in 2002 then just happened to hear you guys on 97.1. its been good days ever since.<br /><br />John in Vista, CA2011-03-02T04:31:00ZBag of SDanny W. in Venturahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Bag-of-S/767373866437530472.html2011-03-02T03:14:00Z2011-03-02T03:14:00ZI tried to get something from bag of s for years now, and I finally had something and called, but I guess it was a little late. My beer slogan was, "Have the craps, drink a pabst"! <br />Can you only get something if you get on the air?<br /><br />Thanks man!<br />Danny W. in Ventura2011-03-02T03:14:00ZKeep TweetingSteve in Tucson, AZhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Keep-Tweeting/-354968467856489552.html2011-02-28T06:47:00Z2011-02-28T06:47:00ZJust to let you know I love the tweets. I listen a day behind so I read the Heidiandfrank tweets and then the next day I listen to the show. It is very funny trying to figure out how "Fugleys dont pay., they listen for free" fits into the show. Keep up the good work guys.<br />Steve in Tucson, AZ2011-02-28T06:47:00ZFrank Kramer the RapistMichelle from Phoenixhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Frank-Kramer-the-Rapist/-538382850066709882.html2011-02-23T21:33:00Z2011-02-23T21:33:00ZWhat actual patients are saying about Frank Kramer The Rapist...<br />He saved our marriage after one visit. After trying traditional marriage counseling my mom suggested going to Frank Kramer TheRapist. I was so nervous and my mom assured me this would help, my parents even go once a year to keep the marriage solid. We walked in and spoke for a few minutes he wanted to assure everything done in this room was all for keeping our marriage together. That is when the rape started he tied up my husband and raped me, right in front of my husband. My husband fought to get untied and cried out he would never leave and would do anything to change. We have never felt closer or more in love.<br />Thanks Frank Kramer can we get on a yearly visit plan as well?<br />Michelle from Phoenix2011-02-23T21:33:00ZCWTFYBSarah R.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/CWTFYB/425445795599010918.html2011-02-23T19:00:00Z2011-02-23T19:00:00Z<div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Hey Frank!<br /><br /><em>I was listening to sexting. Schmoo to Shmeez. CWTFYB. I thought, "can't wait to fuck your boss".</em></div>
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<em></em>Sarah R.2011-02-23T19:00:00ZTMZ ExclusiveSharpy in Iowahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/TMZ-Exclusive/-8278381951056310.html2011-02-22T18:14:00Z2011-02-22T18:14:00ZDid you see TMZ had footage of Eric's Bag out on the town with the bag from American Beauty? Neither one has released a statement, but rumor is they are Hollywood's newest item.<br /><br />Listened to Thursday's podcast over the weekend... loved it!<br /><br />VIP from the beginning.<br /><br />Sharpy in Iowa2011-02-22T18:14:00ZBook Titles for Heidi's MemoirsDena and Phoenixhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Book-Titles-for-Heidis-Memoirs/471549810155632118.html2011-02-16T19:17:00Z2011-02-16T19:17:00Z"if these hands could talk"<br />"the mysteries of jean nate"<br />"who pooped in my closet"<br />"dieases & conditions....and how many i may or may not have"<br /><br />Dena and Phoenix2011-02-16T19:17:00ZHerpesTanyahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Herpes/-41123647390285843.html2011-02-15T05:19:00Z2011-02-15T05:19:00ZIf you meet on the herpes dating site, how do you tell people you met? Food for thought.<br /><br />Tanya2011-02-15T05:19:00ZMountain ManCarla in Anchoragehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Mountain-Man/446277657885458440.html2011-02-15T05:11:00Z2011-02-15T05:11:00ZUsing the iphone app for the first time. It is amazing. I also listen on my nook color. I'm watching studio cam on iphone 4 and WOW. I've always had a crush on u frank. Now I'm in love, u are slowly becoming a mountain man. But really amazing guys. Outstanding work!<br /><br />Carla in Anchorage2011-02-15T05:11:00ZSmeez's BareChelseahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Smeezs-Bare/257481134956972707.html2011-02-10T05:04:00Z2011-02-10T05:04:00ZThere was NO NEED for Smeez to just proclaim "I'm bare." God damn, son, no thanks to that information.<br /><br />Please let him know he disgusts the listeners.<br />Chelsea2011-02-10T05:04:00ZFrank's RhythmJennahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Franks-Rhythm/-75180853283646246.html2011-02-08T21:18:00Z2011-02-08T21:18:00ZFrank, <br /><br />You have some serious rhythm! I watched the video of you and Randy playing the dance game and you were soooo good. It was pretty entertaining to watch. You, Heidi and Erik have to do a dance off!<br />Jenna2011-02-08T21:18:00ZTwitter@JustJulz22http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Twitter/-683978136111135887.html2011-02-07T20:16:00Z2011-02-07T20:16:00ZI joined Twitter just for you…. VIP all day everyday. Thanks for being who you are!<br />@JustJulz222011-02-07T20:16:00ZCitizenshipanna in west hillshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Citizenship/-863561678853363672.html2011-02-02T20:59:00Z2011-02-02T20:59:00ZMy 2 cents on citizenship.... If the parents have been living in the country for a set period of time, the kid should have the citizenship... but if the mom hops the fence, drops the load, fuck 'em!<br />anna in west hills2011-02-02T20:59:00ZAmazingShawnhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Amazing/-531866314858972723.html2011-02-02T05:40:00Z2011-02-02T05:40:00ZHey Frank, Man Lesbo, And Gay Elf!! Just wanted to say that the Fucked her in love video was AMAZING a true work of genius!! You guys rock, and real quick idea for the show mabey you guys can give away Heidi and Frank T-Shirts along with all your sponsor prizes, I think it'd be a huge incentive for people to call in and well....be funny. You guys are freaking awesome! Oh btw can you PLEASE play Scotch Lobster for me! I know Smeez hates it but screw him Scotch Lobster is the BEST freaking thing you guys have ever done!! Don't ever let that die! I just got back from the Caribbean and you have no idea how many people tried to barter me random things for my hat. I love that freaking hat!<br />Shawn2011-02-02T05:40:00ZScotch Lobster! groupJaredhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Scotch-Lobster!-group/540799137019727504.html2011-02-01T04:40:00Z2011-02-01T04:40:00ZWatup Frank,<br />Today was the start of the semester and my marketing class was separated into groups to compete against each other throughout the year. It took some convincing but im now leading Team Scotch Lobster!long live the lobster<br />Jared2011-02-01T04:40:00ZThousand IslandAnne from Long Beachhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Thousand-Island/49574244252136406.html2011-02-01T04:35:00Z2011-02-01T04:35:00Z<div>Anne In regards to your discussion about thousand island dressing the other day, its not in fancy restaurants because only trashy people like it. I used to be a server and %99 percent of the time anyone who ordered it would leave the shittiest tip if at all. <br /><br />P.S. I'm not saying all black people don't tip, but they do love thousand dressing . . .<br /><br /></div>Anne from Long Beach2011-02-01T04:35:00ZRunning Errands and CosmoSeanhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Running-Errands-and-Cosmo/-327018209472332757.html2011-01-27T17:36:00Z2011-01-27T17:36:00Z<div>I disagree with cosmo. Eagerly wanting to run errands doesn't mean one is cheating-- hell, maybe he just wants to get away from the nagging for 20 minutes. </div>
<br />Sean2011-01-27T17:36:00ZSigns he's misbehaving...Dena in phoenixhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Signs-hes-misbehaving.../466381536577882848.html2011-01-25T17:15:00Z2011-01-25T17:15:00Z<div style="text-align: left;">1. theres a strange woman on the end of his penis<br />2. 2 thru 4 dont matter....</div>Dena in phoenix2011-01-25T17:15:00ZHeidi's Perfect BabyAshleyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Heidis-Perfect-Baby/-459570695846084682.html2011-01-20T23:53:00Z2011-01-20T23:53:00Z<div style="text-align: left;">Heidi should have Frank, Eric, Jeff, Kenny, and Ian all jiz in the same cup so she can have a short, obese, crippled, cross eyed, heart defective, cancerous, no sense of smell, Jewish baby who dresses gay!</div>
<br />Ashley2011-01-20T23:53:00ZWeird things after pregnancyVIP, KBAM in Phxhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Weird-things-after-pregnancy/142399896699375817.html2011-01-19T02:42:00Z2011-01-19T02:42:00ZNo weird cravings or allergies, but after I had my son, my straight hair turned SUPER curly, I grew a ½ inch taller and one foot is now almost a half a sized bigger. Dam kid screwed me all up. Haha.<br />VIP, KBAM in Phx2011-01-19T02:42:00ZHeidi is funny! Then again no...Gabehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Heidi-is-funny!-Then-again-no.../94022365971482919.html2011-01-10T18:58:00Z2011-01-10T18:58:00ZHey Frank,<br /><br />It's good to hear that Heidi is really consistent when it comes to her views on life. Before she said that she encourages her parents to hook up with other people, and now she said that if her Dad had a kid with another woman that she would hate her. <br /><br />Then she said that she would never be able to call another woman Mom if she was 10 years old....yet she calls Chris' Mom "Mom" and Heidi is like 45. <br /><br />It's good to hear that even though LaRue is no longer there, she has picked up the slack regarding changing her point of view from week to week.<br /><br />Gabe2011-01-10T18:58:00ZFrank's happy in the here and nowSean in Seal Beachhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Franks-happy-in-the-here-and-now/314715620504163347.html2011-01-06T04:08:00Z2011-01-06T04:08:00ZYou said you're happy in the present, & happy with who you're with? I listen to show, and NOW I see why you're not worried about dying.<br /><br />Sean in Seal Beach2011-01-06T04:08:00ZI Was PressuredKevhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/I-Was-Pressured/-971694890694308085.html2011-01-06T04:06:00Z2011-01-06T04:06:00ZI was pressured to get married but then I just used a wire hanger and problem solved. <br /><br />Kev2011-01-06T04:06:00ZSex DreamJennahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Sex-Dream/-454904719790935123.html2011-01-06T03:59:00Z2011-01-06T03:59:00ZI had a great sex dream about 2 weeks ago involving Smeez and Frank. It started out that I was dating Smeez. We were hanging out and watching movies and being all Smeez like with cuddles and kisses. It was so sweet. But then when the movie was over...I was like "See you tomorrow Erik" and then I called up Frank and we had the hottest, nastiest, most animalistic sex EVER! It was so real...I had to shower when I woke up from it.! Love you guys! <br /><br />Jenna2011-01-06T03:59:00ZCat SeizureSeanhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Cat-Seizure/929436891246920603.html2011-01-05T05:19:00Z2011-01-05T05:19:00ZMy friend in high school had a cat with kitty AIDS. He constantly had seizures. One time the cat (Bubba) was standing there, fell on his back, and was twitching so badly that he started spinning. If that wasn't funny enough, he also started peeing. <br />Sean2011-01-05T05:19:00ZKitty PoopBrandonhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Kitty-Poop/839624414940624013.html2011-01-05T05:15:00Z2011-01-05T05:15:00Z<div>Dear Smeez,<br /><br />Over the holidays my roommate took her cat back home to her parents house. Once at her parents house she went to the bathroom to take a shit. While taking a shit the cat came into the bathroom had a seizure in front of her, fell over and died. He was in perfect health and just had a clean bill of health from the vet two weeks ago.<br /><br />Happy New Year<br /><br /></div>Brandon2011-01-05T05:15:00ZSex Toy StashDavidhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Sex-Toy-Stash/-410034146187936264.html2011-01-04T03:31:00Z2011-01-04T03:31:00Z<div>Frank <br />Last summer some friends were helping my wife and I move and we had put my wife's dresser in the back of a friends truck. On the way to our new place our friend took a turn to sharp and dumped a couple of her drawers into the intersection. These drawers just so happened to be where my wife stashed her sex toys. My friend jumped out of his truck in the middle of the intersection to gather everything up. We couldn't stop laughing when he got to the house.</div>David2011-01-04T03:31:00ZLunchSarahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lunch/-72247335808539080.html2010-12-31T00:58:00Z2010-12-31T00:58:00Z<div>I should know better than to eat my lunch and listen to the afterhours podcast. Thanks for the upchuck I just tasted due to the phrase "queen elizabeth's period panties."</div>Sara2010-12-31T00:58:00ZCreepin' Me OutLanecehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Creepin-Me-Out/-514770096414933683.html2010-12-25T05:33:00Z2010-12-25T05:33:00Z<div>I am little creeped out by the fact that Frank KEEPS talking about his daughter's breast. He sounds like Joe Simpson, acting like he is worried when secretly he is really proud. It is starting to be Frosty-creepy. Please tell him to stop. <br /><br />How come every time Heidi tells a story that does not involve a white person, she feels the need to mention their race... multiple times... even if their race has NOTHING to do with the story. Ex. Chalk eater= pretty girl. Toilet paper eater- Big, BLACK girl. Why does it matter that the toilet paper eater is black? For that matter, should I assume the chalk eater is white?<br /><br />Yet, I pay $5 a month to listen to this craziness... because I love the show soo much! lol.<br /><br /></div>Lanece2010-12-25T05:33:00ZSexy ChristmasJodihttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Sexy-Christmas/764450257092219681.html2010-12-25T05:29:00Z2010-12-25T05:29:00Z<div>-When I think about you,<br /> I touch my ELF<br /><br />-What a BIG candy cane you have!<br /><br /><br /></div>Jodi2010-12-25T05:29:00ZBaby DollSuperfan Jamiehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Baby-Doll/435845604224012646.html2010-12-25T05:22:00Z2010-12-25T05:22:00ZIf Heidi wants to be fair to her kids she needs to buy Shrek dolls ;)))
<div>Great show guys!!!</div>
<br />Superfan Jamie2010-12-25T05:22:00ZDorothy and this showSean from Seal Beach, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Dorothy-and-this-show/925832014963308033.html2010-12-21T04:19:00Z2010-12-21T04:19:00Z<div>Frank--</div>
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<div>I went to UCONN...they used to hold open practices (where the students could come in and watch) and occasionally would run scrimages against the mens bench players (u know the walk-ons and the white dudes) and the men would KILL the women.</div>
<div>They didn't keep score but when u watched it the women almost never scored and the men would steal the ball almost every other trip down the floor! LOL</div>
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<p class="ecxMessageHeaderFirst"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';"><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"> T</span><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel">o:</span></span></strong><span style="font-family: Arial;"><strong> </strong>Heidi Hamilton / Frank Kramer / Erik Scott Smith</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoMessageHeader"><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"><span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';"> From:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span> Heidi and Frank Management<br /></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span> </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"><span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';"><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"><span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';">CC:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span> Franks balls</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoMessageHeader"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"><span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span> </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"><span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';"><span style="font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"> </span><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"><span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';">Date:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span> </span><span><span>12/20/2010</span></span></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoMessageHeader"><span class="ecxMessageHeaderLabel"><span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black';"> Re:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span> Dance Party</span></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoMessageHeader">During the Heidi and Frank dance party, Frank will provide his own disco balls for entertainment. They're hanging there doing nothing, so let's include them. Managment does not condone the silent treatment of Franks, or any other Heidi and Frank members balls, ovaries, or third nipples.</p>
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<p> </p>Dena in Phoenix2010-12-20T18:32:00ZSexy Moment Gone WrongLarryhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Sexy-Moment-Gone-Wrong/428124825174116207.html2010-12-16T06:19:00Z2010-12-16T06:19:00Z<p>Had a one night stand with a thin girl. Ripped her panties off with one hand. Really hot. The next girl I was with as Frank would say... "Is she a great, big fat person?" yes she was! I try ripping off her panties and the elastic was so strong it wouldn't break. I was so determined to rip them off I literally lifted her off the bed by the waist band of these super panties... Never broke! Needless to say I'll never try that move on a fat girl ever again.</p>Larry2010-12-16T06:19:00ZMatchmakerEric in Phoenixhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Matchmaker/496591339957201046.html2010-12-16T04:32:00Z2010-12-16T04:32:00Z<p>The best matchmaker is the one who doesn't matchmake. Mind your fucking own crappy relationship.<br /><br /><br /></p>Eric in Phoenix2010-12-16T04:32:00ZCuddles McFagKev Shttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Cuddles-McFag/411066116056320135.html2010-12-16T04:28:00Z2010-12-16T04:28:00Z<p>God damn Cuddles really doesn't get the point, I see it as helping the strippers everyone needs money mite as well see some tits for it. Nothing beats a good ass lap dance </p>Kev S2010-12-16T04:28:00ZThe party kicked ass!David Nhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/The-party-kicked-ass!/-425648165682757650.html2010-12-14T03:23:00Z2010-12-14T03:23:00Z<p>The party kicked ass! Thanks for signing my wifes boob and licking her face. She said you looked the hottest you ever have that night. We'll keep pimping the show out wherever we can. Good times were had by all at the event. Frank army out!</p>David N2010-12-14T03:23:00ZiTunes Best of 2010!!!Kenny in San Franciscohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/iTunes-Best-of-2010!!!/-247394408105266243.html2010-12-14T03:21:00Z2010-12-14T03:21:00Z<p>Hey guys,</p>
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<p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size: small;">VIP since day one (or five…I forget),<br /><br /></span></span></p>Kenny in San Francisco2010-12-14T03:21:00ZYOU ROCK!!Sandihttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/YOU-ROCK!!/632681602060259423.html2010-12-14T03:19:00Z2010-12-14T03:19:00Z<p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size: small;">Awesome party last night! Thanks for throwing it You and all your friends are genuinely real, down to earth, fun people. YOU ROCK!!<br /><br /></span></span></p>Sandi2010-12-14T03:19:00ZBoob SigAdam in Burbankhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Boob-Sig/79887338351618236.html2010-12-14T03:17:00Z2010-12-14T03:17:00Z<p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size: small;">My date weasled her way in to each one of you so i could get signatures and pictures.<br />She held up a promo sheet and frank looks back at me with big eyes and a shit eating grin <br />and goes right down in her shirt to sign her boobs! hahaha it was very funny and awsome<br />heidi then saw franks sig and signed the other one. i had so much fun. love you guys<br />VIP SUPERFAN <br /></span></span></p>Adam in Burbank2010-12-14T03:17:00ZSexy SantaLisahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Sexy-Santa/-26781590069736220.html2010-12-14T03:14:00Z2010-12-14T03:14:00Z<p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;">Yeah I got in a pic with the male sexy santa. I remember touching his back and thinking yucky. So many bumps, lol. </span></p>Lisa2010-12-14T03:14:00ZLingerieKevin in tulsahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lingerie/-831524025120104142.html2010-12-14T03:12:00Z2010-12-14T03:12:00ZMr Ed's House of Hosiery<br />Kevin in tulsa2010-12-14T03:12:00ZFootball SundayMJ from El Segundo.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Football-Sunday/719386728887952469.html2010-12-11T05:26:00Z2010-12-11T05:26:00ZFrank. Here's my story - almost ruined my nice little football sunday.I wear my scotch lobster hat to show my pride and support for you guys. Sunday morning, i woke up and realized that i didn't have anymore sweet nectar of life kodiak. so before football started, i decided to take a nice little walk down to my local 7-11 store where Akmud was working. He knows me by face and understands i either need said sweet nectar or zig-zags.<br /><br />The walk is about 20 min from my place, but it was a nice sunday so i figured a little excercise doesn't hurt anyone. Accompanying my walk, was my friend juniper the joint yes, i name my j's. I finished my morning fun, approached 7-11, and noticed a cop car in the lot. not thinking clearly, and focused on the new purchase of a shiny tin i entered the store. The cop immediately looks at me after that stupid sound on the mat goes off, looks directly at me and says "Nice hat." Now, at this junction of time, there are several things i could've done; namely, smiled and continued on making my purchase. But, because i was high, and focused on a fresh lipper, i looked at him, put my fist in the air and said "frank army."<br /><br />This was my mistake. He looked at me with a glare probably looking at my blood shot eyes and said "are you kidding me?", shook his head and walked out. Good thing, because jolly the joint was in my pocket for the walk home.<br />Word to your mother.MJ from El Segundo.2010-12-11T05:26:00ZHow I Met My MaVanessahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/How-I-Met-My-Ma/711904651188235262.html2010-12-11T05:05:00Z2010-12-11T05:05:00Z<div><span class="158031319-10122010"><span style="color: #000000; font-family: Corbel; font-size: small;">I think meeting in bars is the best .. cuz if you don't like them at that moment, you can always go home with someone else ... I met my boyfriend in a bar ... while he was in line for the bathroom ... I asked him if my lipstick was messed up, he said yea a little, I asked him if he wanted to fix it, then I kissed him. We've been together for over 2 years now and he turned me on to you guys .. now I'm a die hard fan .. love you guys!!! See ya tomorrow!</span></span></div>
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<br />Vito2010-12-09T23:53:00ZAnswering the phone and sex.Kurtishttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Answering-the-phone-and-sex./401366699515780585.html2010-12-09T18:43:00Z2010-12-09T18:43:00Z<tr>
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<br />Kurtis2010-12-09T18:43:00ZMotorcyclecenter.comKevin from Narniahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Motorcyclecenter.com/-454651951855817925.html2010-12-07T18:36:00Z2010-12-07T18:36:00ZThis is the commercial I've been waiting to hear...motorcyclecenter.com I'm definitely buying from here.
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<br />Kevin from Narnia2010-12-07T18:36:00ZContact HighSteve in Victoria BChttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Contact-High/-217540539292257971.html2010-12-07T06:02:00Z2010-12-07T06:02:00Z<br />Hey guys,
<div>Love the show blah blah blah,</div>
<div>Was just listening to yesterdays podcast with Ralphie, and i think i got a contact high from listening to your show. (great selling point i might say).</div>
<div>I'm a retired member of the Frank Army for a couple years now, so its not that i am still baked, but, I'm at work and gigling at random shit.</div>
<div>LOVE IT!</div>
<div>Keep up the awesome work.</div>
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<br />Steve in Victoria BC2010-12-07T06:02:00ZSmart AssJavierhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Smart-Ass/-816191637402270382.html2010-12-04T07:36:00Z2010-12-04T07:36:00ZOkay smart ass'es, Heidi, stop..as a Doctor in Pathology you need a sample from both potential parents, you need at pathogens of both parents to determine the Father.. <br /><br />Javier2010-12-04T07:36:00ZLushJamiehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lush/-996383547408125470.html2010-12-04T07:31:00Z2010-12-04T07:31:00ZLush!<br /><br />Great show y'all <br />Jamie2010-12-04T07:31:00ZHeidi and scienceCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Heidi-and-science/-663735511318859153.html2010-12-04T07:25:00Z2010-12-04T07:25:00ZJust because Heidi looks like Bill Nye doesn't mean she knows anything about science.<br /><br /><br />Charles2010-12-04T07:25:00ZHeidi's Plastic SurgeonSean from Seal Beachhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Heidis-Plastic-Surgeon/922761424188227311.html2010-12-04T07:16:00Z2010-12-04T07:16:00ZHeidi's plastic surgeon DID see her as a project. He started with the easy task of breast implants, & when he realized what he'd have to do for her face, it killed him.<br /><br /><br /><br />Sean from Seal Beach2010-12-04T07:16:00ZSilent LaughAngie from Terra Bellahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Silent-Laugh/-319562841652871551.html2010-12-04T07:05:00Z2010-12-04T07:05:00ZI just want to say that I'm a huge fan!! And today's was freakin hilarious!!! I'm just silently trying laugh, but it wont be long before I get in trouble for laughing....because after a while my silent laughing begins to turn into chuckles....Love you guy!<br /><br />True Fan,<br />Angelica aka: Angie from Terra Bella, Ca<br /><br /><br />Angie from Terra Bella2010-12-04T07:05:00ZAdamLisa from Garden Grovehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Adam/167278821598952627.html2010-12-04T01:14:00Z2010-12-04T01:14:00ZThis is why Heidi and Frank are BETTER than Adam Carolla. Hi Frank, for years I have been a loyal fan to your show and also to Adam Carolla. But lately, Adam's podcast has so many f---ing commercials that it drives me nuts. I would much rather pay my $4.95 a month to listen to you guys and not have to hear a bunch of little interrupting commercials that Adam constantly does for all of his sponsors throughout his podcast. Love you guys. Frank Army- WOOOOO!<br />Lisa from Garden Grove2010-12-04T01:14:00ZRoad headAmandahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Road-head/65431666766021657.html2010-12-02T05:00:00Z2010-12-02T05:00:00Z<p>Giving my man a roadie on the way to the beach we have a tundra so I thought we should be safe . Were stopped at a stop light and my boyfriend starts laughing , I look up and two guys in the biggest truck I've ever seen are recording me ... So I'm probably on some lovely website now sorry dad! Last time I ever gave that fucker a roadie <br />Amanda </p>Amanda2010-12-02T05:00:00ZIm baaaccckk!Rickhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Im-baaaccckk!/-869530173118743084.html2010-12-02T04:42:00Z2010-12-02T04:42:00Z<p>Love you guys....I fell off for a little, but now I am back. I will say I signed up and paid for 2 months before even listening to the fukin show!!!...now thats love. ..... Im baaaccckk!</p>Rick2010-12-02T04:42:00ZBad AssJoehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Bad-Ass/-946671889046481862.html2010-12-01T18:25:00Z2010-12-01T18:25:00Z<p>After confirming the show was still bad ass without Frosty..I've converted to the annual plan.</p>Joe2010-12-01T18:25:00ZAlaskan STDCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Alaskan-STD/34983049282424029.html2010-12-01T02:32:00Z2010-12-01T02:32:00ZAlaskan gonorrhea, also known as Igloo Goo. As in "She gave me an eskimo kiss and now she has igloo goo".Charles2010-12-01T02:32:00ZIf I Don't Fart I Faked It??????????Tomhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/If-I-Dont-Fart-I-Faked-It/218831644092824460.html2010-12-01T02:25:00Z2010-12-01T02:25:00Z<p>Oh c’mon Frank. Holy shit!!!!!!!! I am still laughing and the people in the offices around me can’t figure out what’s going on.</p>
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<br />Tom2010-12-01T02:25:00ZMeeting my internet girlfriend for the first time,Trevorhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Meeting-my-internet-girlfriend-for-the-first-time,/-402284613220323658.html2010-11-30T03:41:00Z2010-11-30T03:41:00ZI'm on vacation in Thailand meeting my internet girlfriend for the first time, and I'm walking around wearing my Scotch Lobster hat listening to the podcast on my mp3 player when I'm not interacting with my GF... and I'm only up to Tuesday's show. So, do I win "farthest listener"? Or do I have to call in to the show live for that? Love you guys, and Heidi is the biggest mental case. Period.<br /><br />Trevor2010-11-30T03:41:00ZDrinking at burbank airportSarahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Drinking-at-burbank-airport/605656965784712658.html2010-11-29T06:26:00Z2010-11-29T06:26:00ZHey frank, <br />The mobile site kicks ass. I'm sitting at a bar at the airport laughing my ass off listening to you!<br />Have a great holiday! Sara2010-11-29T06:26:00ZMarriage is Like Being Under waterRaNaehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Marriage-is-Like-Being-Under-water/-57979759367881058.html2010-11-23T03:24:00Z2010-11-23T03:24:00ZI've been married for 20 years and it only feels like 10 minutes..... under waterRaNae2010-11-23T03:24:00ZSmeez's angry sideCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Smeezs-angry-side/410135373668939170.html2010-11-23T03:20:00Z2010-11-23T03:20:00ZWhen Smeez's angry side comes out, does the Mighty Mouse song play in the background?
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<br />Charles2010-11-23T03:20:00ZCancerKchttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Cancer/-647002145153505140.html2010-11-23T03:07:00Z2010-11-23T03:07:00Z"Whatever doesn't kill us, makes us stronger?"<br />Tell that to Cancer!<br />Kc2010-11-23T03:07:00ZGoodnight Sweet GirlJoshhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Goodnight-Sweet-Girl/-284772749900418366.html2010-11-22T18:25:00Z2010-11-22T18:25:00Z<p>I just wanted to say I think that the Goodnight Sweet Girl song you sang on Fridays show was so nice!!!! I am a former professional Opera Singer and I totally dig your music. Its very thoughtfully composed and your voice is a joy! Keep up the good fight and I hope to see you on the Grammy's one day.<br /><br /></p>Josh2010-11-22T18:25:00ZYoungest Sexual Explosion FanEmily from Orange Countyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Youngest-Sexual-Explosion-Fan/517930547918373395.html2010-11-22T17:56:00Z2010-11-22T17:56:00Z<p>On Saturday, my 3 year old son Wesley was really upset because it was all rainy and he couldn't go outside to play and NOTHING I could do would get him to stop crying. Eventually I decided to just drown out the noise and listen to the new remix of F-ed her in Love 'cause I didn't get a chance to hear it during After Hours. Let me tell you, the minute it started playing, my son went crazy! He started laughing and jumping up and down, spinning around -losing his freaking mind! And when the song was over, he kept saying "again" until I started playing it.<br /><br />Now I just have to pray he doesn't start singing the song at daycare. I'm already having a hard time getting him to say "hi guys" without the baby tranny voice.<br /><br />Love you guys!<br /><br /></p>Emily from Orange County2010-11-22T17:56:00ZFUCKIN WOW MANDonnovan from Chinohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/FUCKIN-WOW-MAN/684719029776665720.html2010-11-20T07:41:00Z2010-11-20T07:41:00Z<p>Smeez.....What else can I say but WOW...FUCKIN WOW MAN!! When you first became a regular addition to the show I was extreamlly skeptical since I have been a die hard fan of not only H&F, but FHF since the Star days. But I always gave you credit when it came to your musical talents. And now...my hat is totally off to you bro! You are the man, Fucked her in Love is an awsome track, and that you pulled that off in a weeks time, why the fuck arnt you working for a music studio man!? I DJ Small clubs, bars and private parties in the IE, and let me tell you man, when I mixed in your song I havent seen a crowd jump off that way to a song in a long time! I had to re-play it at the end of the night and I over heard people singing it on thier way out. So props to you man, and you now have my loyalty the same as H&F. FYI I picked up the track on itunes a total of i think 25 times, and gave it as a gift to my friends and other DJ's I know.<br /><br /></p>Donnovan from Chino2010-11-20T07:41:00ZSuspiciousDiana from Norwalkhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Suspicious/47422048325016041.html2010-11-20T07:39:00Z2010-11-20T07:39:00Z<p> Hey guys,<br /><br />OK, my sister has a dress the same color as Smeez' hat :/ ...suspicious!!!!<br /><br />P.S. I dreamt last night that I was at your Christmas Party and it sucked ass, can't wait to party with you guys.</p>Diana from Norwalk2010-11-20T07:39:00ZTSA agentsJoehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/TSA-agents/-206745843667207864.html2010-11-20T07:24:00Z2010-11-20T07:24:00Z<p><span>Hey guys, </span></p>
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<p> </p>Joe2010-11-20T07:24:00ZTampon nameSteven from Highlands Ranch, Cohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Tampon-name/208425627594578945.html2010-11-20T07:21:00Z2010-11-20T07:21:00Z<p><span>My mom always called them Beenos....<br /><br />When I was older, I asked why?<br /><br />She said, "Oh, be no sex <span id="OBJ_PREFIX_DWT1169" class="Object">tonight</span>...."<br /><br /><br /></span></p>Steven from Highlands Ranch, Co2010-11-20T07:21:00ZMassive FartJavierhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Massive-Fart/-964543393816987023.html2010-11-20T07:18:00Z2010-11-20T07:18:00Z<p><span>This is funny, My friend was traveling to NY for business, like you said about your friend, he dresses with a business suite but on this day he was casual, and when he got that putdown, the TSA guy put his hands down his crotch and my friend let a massive fart as he placed his hand down .. needless to say the TSA guy stopped the search immediately, <br /><br /></span></p>Javier2010-11-20T07:18:00ZGoJoehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Go/217353597440533950.html2010-11-20T07:15:00Z2010-11-20T07:15:00Z<p><span>1984 called, they want their butt-rock back. Go back home to mom's basement before your mullet-sporting cousin does all your blow.</span></p>Joe2010-11-20T07:15:00ZSecond songCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Second-song/815407182653304976.html2010-11-20T07:10:00Z2010-11-20T07:10:00Z<p><span>The second song was an awesome song to play while having sex with a fat chick. You know, when you just don't give a fuck anymore.</span></p>Charles2010-11-20T07:10:00ZEnraged at Phelp's famiySarah in Pittsburghhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Enraged-at-Phelps-famiy/-547155041908589068.html2010-11-19T18:21:00Z2010-11-19T18:21:00Z<p><span>Hi Heidi,</span><br /><br /><span>As I am listening to yesterday's podcast <span id="OBJ_PREFIX_DWT45" class="Object">November 18th</span> I am enraged by the Phelps family and all that they stand for.</span><span> I am a 25 year old lesbian, who has a Bachelors degree in Youth Ministry for the nations largest evangelical christian university. </span><span><br /></span></p>
<p><span>Yes, you're thinking, what an oxymoron. A gay christian. I love who I am and I worship an amazing God who created me and loves me as I am. </span><span>Jesus' most important lessons He taught surrounded the issue of LOVE. Love others, love all others as though they were your family.</span><br /><br /><span>Thank you for being in a position where you can talk to people like Shirley and shove their hypocrisy back in her face. She is a disgrace to Christians everywhere. When you protest outside of Fred Phelps funeral, my girlfriend and I will be right there with you.</span><br /><br /><span>Much love and gratitude</span></p>Sarah in Pittsburgh2010-11-19T18:21:00ZWeird attractionsMichelle Khttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Weird-attractions/-288740727542722940.html2010-11-16T21:13:00Z2010-11-16T21:13:00Z<p>Hey guys! When I was in my mid twenties I had braces on my teeth and got hit on all the time by guys. I thought I looked hideous, but some people like it I guess. I don't know if it was a creepy little girl fetish or what.<br /><br /></p>Michelle K2010-11-16T21:13:00ZDance move for HeidiCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Dance-move-for-Heidi/-368211918380603991.html2010-11-16T19:29:00Z2010-11-16T19:29:00Z<p>I got a great move for Heidi to do on the dance floor. Ok Heidi, this is what you do. Face the center of the dance floor. Then, spin around 180. Finally, walk quickly toward the ex</p>Charles2010-11-16T19:29:00ZFunnier than everNG from Los Angeleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Funnier-than-ever/-783605642631483936.html2010-11-16T05:41:00Z2010-11-16T05:41:00Z<p>Hi Frank,<br /><br />You guys have never been funnier. I love your new show!</p>NG from Los Angeles2010-11-16T05:41:00ZLike being a kid againGina in Chinohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Like-being-a-kid-again/71095424052975596.html2010-11-16T04:26:00Z2010-11-16T04:26:00Z<p>OMG being a VIP is like, every day, being invited to a party with the coolest kids in town!<br />Thanks HFS for throwing this party and making this work-at-home mom feel cool again!<br /><br />"I F***ed her In Love"......still singing, till my kid walks in</p>Gina in Chino2010-11-16T04:26:00ZSmeez... pedophile or serial killer?Dan in Victorvillehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Smeez...-pedophile-or-serial-killer/393719300711915482.html2010-11-16T04:06:00Z2010-11-16T04:06:00Z<div><span style="font-family: Georgia; color: #0000ff;">
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<p>Thanks Your Cute Boss </p>Mia2010-11-11T19:49:00ZI realized I was getting old...Angelahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/I-realized-I-was-getting-old.../289849194275018707.html2010-11-10T20:13:00Z2010-11-10T20:13:00ZI saw a cool apron at the fabric store and signed up for a sewing class so I could make a cool one of my own.<br /><br />**Sigh** Angela2010-11-10T20:13:00ZMake Heidi Stop TalkingJenhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Make-Heidi-Stop-Talking/-83805893809159623.html2010-11-10T20:11:00Z2010-11-10T20:11:00ZPlease make Heidi stop talking... my god.Jen2010-11-10T20:11:00Z2010 Podcast AwardsMike~Bostonhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/2010-Podcast-Awards/-492825988117215898.html2010-11-09T20:46:00Z2010-11-09T20:46:00ZHey guys.. Have you thought about asking us the fans to Nominate After Hours for the Podcast Awards under any category or many from Comedy to Production.<br /><br /><a href="http://podcastawards.com/" target="_blank">http://podcastawards.com/</a><br /><br />Take it easy!<br />Mike~Boston2010-11-09T20:46:00Zsmeez is killing meDaryl in Arkansashttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/smeez-is-killing-me/30295068773198172.html2010-11-09T20:34:00Z2010-11-09T20:34:00Z<p>Frank, Erik reminds me of myself when I was younger. Thinking that girls actually make good friends….FALSE. they don’t because they are all crazy. There are a few reason why guys are “friends” with girls, we’re trying to bang them (not in Smeez’s case) we’re trying to bang a friend of theirs, we work with them, or they are dating one of our buddies. </p>
<p>Maybe he should crank up that time machine of his and go back and hook up with these girls.</p>Daryl in Arkansas2010-11-09T20:34:00ZMaybe smeez isn't gayMikehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Maybe-smeez-isnt-gay/-546672880591688412.html2010-11-09T20:33:00Z2010-11-09T20:33:00ZI'm gay, and I'd totally bang anyone who was vulnerable. You take it where you can cuz that's what dudes do... Smeez isn't gay, he's now just a woman.<br />Mike2010-11-09T20:33:00ZProof there's no love at first sightHowardhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Proof-theres-no-love-at-first-sight/824023090503380847.html2010-11-09T09:54:00Z2010-11-09T09:54:00ZIf you meet someone and experience love at first sight, and they get killed by a bus the very next second, are you gonna cry like you lost a loved one? I don't think so Heidi...dumbass.<br />Howard2010-11-09T09:54:00ZOh SchmeezeAshleyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Oh-Schmeeze/48348811462006758.html2010-11-09T09:00:00Z2010-11-09T09:00:00ZSo, I've always had a HUGE crush on Frank and I never even gave Schmeezie a second glance since he's so short and such a homo. But on Friday's podcast where Schmeeze talked about his anger management problems, I was suddenly SO hot for him! OMG before that I thought he was too sweet and kind and just a good ole boy, but hearing him threaten to throw a puppy out a 3rd floor window....lets just say if I had been wearing panties they would have been soaked :) <br />Ashley2010-11-09T09:00:00ZThank You!Erikahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Thank-You!/-14860059257527841.html2010-11-08T22:16:00Z2010-11-08T22:16:00Z<span>Just wanted to say that your show has helped get through 6 years of being the caregiver to my grandma, 2 months of helping her cope through hospice care, and now her death. You have given me many laughs when the world seems dark. </span><br />Erika2010-11-08T22:16:00ZSuggest a Story for the ShowCoryhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Suggest-a-Story-for-the-Show/-811625080493951005.html2010-11-08T20:09:00Z2010-11-08T20:09:00ZInstead of Dirty Jobs, DIRTY KNOBS!<br />Cory2010-11-08T20:09:00ZDriving and reflectionsVIP Member Brianhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Driving-and-reflections/884181667089093441.html2010-11-05T23:16:00Z2010-11-05T23:16:00ZHey guys listening to yesterdays show about looking at yourself while driving. Well I got a red light ticket and in the picture I had my head back, mouth open laughing my ass off. I look like a dumb shit and I was listening to you guys.<br /><br />Thanks for the 10+ years of laughs and a $350 ticket.<br /><br />VIP Member Brian2010-11-05T23:16:00ZHave I hit rock bottom?Sean from the Valleyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Have-I-hit-rock-bottom/469746974296490202.html2010-11-05T21:09:00Z2010-11-05T21:09:00ZWow - has it come to this? Just a quick background on me - I'm a 40-year-old operations manager for a very large healthcare organization, with quite a bit of responsibility. I'm doing quite well for myself professionally and can't complain at all from that realm. My job has afforded me the opportunity to work from home quite regularly and I take advantage of it. <br /> <br />I have been a fan of the show for at least 6-7 years now (prior to Heidi coming out, Frank having a kid, and Frost having a life....I mean dog). Most of the time, I was podcasting previous shows and enjoying that way. However, now that I work from home, I've been able to watch live and enjoy the show in a whole new light. Yes, I am a VIP (and awaiting my hat...damnit!!). That said, today was the first time I was able to take advantage of a live, Should I Stay or Should I Go. <br /> <br />To commemorate, I actually had 3 shots as Frank did...couldn't keep up with the 4th....sorry!<br /> <br />Then it hit me...I'm getting tanked on what should normally be a work day for me! Have I hit rock bottom?!?!?!? <br /><br />I don't think so, but I can already feel the wheels spinning...I actually entertain the idea of giving this career up in favor of being your unpaid phone screener!!!<br /> <br />Thoughts?<br />Sean from the Valley2010-11-05T21:09:00ZHunting FieldCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Hunting-Field/804667564229418707.html2010-11-05T20:02:00Z2010-11-05T20:02:00ZHunting Field is my Nickname for a chicks muff.
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Were there any advancements in the "war on drugs"? Not at all. Did the number of current users change by a single digit? Absolutely not. Congratulations, you've accomplished nothing. Well, other than ensuring that California never see's it's cut of a $14Billion+/yr boost in our Economy. Thanks to your personal opinion on the subject, you have made certain that the State of California does not see Billions of dollars in new jobs within the next 2 years. You've set in stone that there will not be a $100,000,000+/yr contribution to our public school systems. You've also guaranteed that Non-Violent drug offenders will be contained, on the state's dime. I have a kiddy-diddler living around the corner from me, sentenced to 7yrs, out in 3 due to overcrowding. Any idea what could have prevented that? Decriminalizing a victimless crime. How now, young voter, do you propose we put an end to marijuana being smuggled in from other countries? Got a suggestion for freeing our Police Officers to arrest those that have actually victimized others? <br /><br />Since you clearly think you know what is best for our society, tell me: what is YOUR idea for getting this state back on it's feet? Rather than vote against what you feel is "not for me" (without an ounce of research), why not try offering a suggestion that might bring $14Billion+/PER YEAR into the State? Please, stop voting. As someone clearly able to accept a position for no pay, you have no idea what it is to be a responsible adult. You are being supported by tax paying citizens, while not actually being a tax paying citizen. The system of "voting" was not intended for you. It is meant for those of us that actually contribute something to this country. Just sit back, keep your mouth shut, and wait for Daddy to get your next job lined up for you. Maybe that one won't pay anything, either. <br /><br />Oh- by the way, they just found 30Tons of Marijuana in a tunnel from Mexico to the US - Thanks again, for voting No on Prop 19. You're really doing your part to make our country a safer place. <br />Kevin from Tracy, Ca2010-11-04T16:05:00ZLittle ErikTheresehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Little-Erik/970017930444250524.html2010-11-03T17:39:00Z2010-11-03T17:39:00ZLet me get this straight...you help lil Erik live his dream & he repays you by squashing one of yours? What a dick!!<br />Can we call him lil Stilwell from now on?<br /><br />Therese2010-11-03T17:39:00ZBuff HeidiScotthttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Buff-Heidi/-650990783723125845.html2010-11-02T19:08:00Z2010-11-02T19:08:00ZHeidi is looking really buff. Those arms. But watch out the steroids are <br />flattening your chest and growing your penis.<br />Scott2010-11-02T19:08:00ZI wouldn't pay $1 for your showFredhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/I-wouldnt-pay-$1-for-your-show/83280309118932183.html2010-11-01T18:36:00Z2010-11-01T18:36:00ZSince no one wants to listen to you for free on the radio, why would someone want to pay for your show? But, I guess you guys are too intelligent to ask this question before launching your new " business model." Seriously, you guys are the worst thing I have ever heard on the free radio.<br />Fred2010-11-01T18:36:00ZSmeez costume and Frank's blind eyeCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Smeez-costume-and-Franks-blind-eye/895150784929880920.html2010-10-29T22:20:00Z2010-10-29T22:20:00ZHere's something I just thought of. Everyone on the show has some sort of disability. Frank is blind in one eye, Smeez has no sense of smell, and Heidi has down syndrome.Charles2010-10-29T22:20:00ZPumpkin Chin Face?Tom B.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Pumpkin-Chin-Face/612293175854472970.html2010-10-29T22:19:00Z2010-10-29T22:19:00Z<img style="float: left; margin: 5px;" src="/images/blog/IMG00007-20101029-0717.jpg" alt="" width="210" height="140" />Hi Guys!<br /><br />Happy Halloween (almost)! <br /><br />I walked by one of our jack-o-lanterns this morning and I think it was giving me chin face...<br /><br />It was like the pumpkin was telling me a long story about nothing and thought it had a emotionally charged point at the end...<br /><br /><br />Tom B.2010-10-29T22:19:00ZTube-free toilet paperRaNaehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Tube-free-toilet-paper/548156919594700984.html2010-10-29T22:12:00Z2010-10-29T22:12:00ZHow will the fags get the gerbil in their assholes with out the toilet paper roll?<br />RaNae2010-10-29T22:12:00ZSmeez's prizeCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Smeezs-prize/794763418856405981.html2010-10-29T22:11:00Z2010-10-29T22:11:00ZSeeing as you guys are short on cash. I can provide a prize for Smeez. His prize is that he can replace Stillwell and I will provide him with hilarious insults throughout the show.Charles2010-10-29T22:11:00ZHappy Halloween You GuysAdam from Burbankhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Happy-Halloween-You-Guys/741985623907736061.html2010-10-29T21:40:00Z2010-10-29T21:40:00ZI REALLY want to call but I'm at work. Out of all six costumes Brett Favre was my favorite. Can't believe the resemblance.<br />I also have always loved Quantum Smeeze.<br />Happy Halloween You guys, My favorite people<br /><br />Adam from Burbank2010-10-29T21:40:00ZImperial Scars I mean Stars.Brandonhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Imperial-Scars-I-mean-Stars./50299984840370756.html2010-10-29T21:39:00Z2010-10-29T21:39:00ZI want them to stop making music please. A band that has to rely on stunts to try and promote their mediocre cookie cutter music is dead on arrival to me. <br /><br />How about they write credible music and get recognized for their musical accomplishments instead of idiotic 'stunts' to get recognized.<br /><br />Maybe if they wrote decent music the stunts would be tolerable. <br /><br />It's bands like this that are back peddling the evolution of art for the sake of money...<br /><br />but i'm not bitter.<br /><br />love,<br />Hatorade<br /><br />Brandon2010-10-29T21:39:00ZI just want to say I love you guys!!!Adrianahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/I-just-want-to-say-I-love-you-guys!!!/881343457398705971.html2010-10-29T15:47:00Z2010-10-29T15:47:00ZVIP all the way! And I totally have the HOTTS for Frank. Heidi is awesome, but Smeez is a little to girly for me. I like my men to act like men and not cry like little babies. WWWAAAAHHH! I'm Smeezie. Good thing you are funny, otherwise you'd be another Frost. Keep up all the good work the show kicks ass!!!<br />Adriana2010-10-29T15:47:00ZThank you Frank!!!! VIP Bitches!!Jamiehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Thank-you-Frank!!!!--VIP-Bitches!!/594480047472363245.html2010-10-28T19:20:00Z2010-10-28T19:20:00ZThey VIPS that think they need more need to realize they are paying for laughter!!!! That shit is like gold!!!! So they should be thankful they are buying a months worth of GOLD For 4.95!!! Become a real fan you TUSSIES and sign up for life!!Jamie2010-10-28T19:20:00ZHalloweenChristopherhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Halloween/-501832282304907382.html2010-10-28T19:19:00Z2010-10-28T19:19:00ZI'm giving guest VIP's to children on Halloween. <br />Christopher2010-10-28T19:19:00ZCelebrity namesOb92rhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Celebrity-names/273474280365397716.html2010-10-28T19:16:00Z2010-10-28T19:16:00ZWhat about Charles Manson?<br />Ob92r2010-10-28T19:16:00ZCelebrity Same NamesShaunhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Celebrity-Same-Names/180703502206023508.html2010-10-28T19:15:00Z2010-10-28T19:15:00ZI knew a guy who worked at the YMCA named James Bond.<br /><br />Shaun2010-10-28T19:15:00ZScotch Lobster!LeRoy and Keela Paulsenhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Scotch-Lobster!/872626617722572756.html2010-10-27T21:09:00Z2010-10-27T21:09:00ZHi Heidi and Frank,<br /><br />Hey just wanted to let you know that last week my wife and I did "Rock Lobster" in Kareoke and made it "Scotch Lobster"! I am not sure if anyone here in Chicago knows your show or got the reference but who gives a shit! We are representing HF in Chicago and will be spreading the word! <br /><br />Your VIP friends<br />LeRoy and Keela Paulsen2010-10-27T21:09:00ZRisking My Job For You Guys!Emily from Orange Countyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Risking-My-Job-For-You-Guys!/-971038229672372589.html2010-10-27T21:07:00Z2010-10-27T21:07:00ZHi Guys!<br /><br />In order to stream you guys live, I coerced the master password for my computer from our Tech Support Guy in order to download the flash player needed to watch you guys' webcast behind my boss's back. When my co-worker noticed I could watch videos on my computer now I lied and said it was because of the latest Windows Update. <br /><br />If my boss finds out, I am so beyond screwed, so you guys better be funny as hell so it's worth risking my job!<br /><br />Or just keep playing Scotch Lobster and we'll call it even.<br />Love you guys!<br />Emily from Orange County2010-10-27T21:07:00ZFan from the UKAdamhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Fan-from-the-UK/-91870602151913115.html2010-10-27T19:46:00Z2010-10-27T19:46:00ZI heard your show on 97.1 around 5 years ago when I went to LA with work... I was blown away, we don't have anything close to you guys in the UK and I've been downloading the podcasts ever since. I'm with you 100%, shame about Frosty, loved that guy but as long as you're talking I'll be listening. I would pay twice for your subscription and still think it's a bargain... keep it coming. <br />Adam2010-10-27T19:46:00ZWhat I Find AttractiveRichhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/What-I-Find-Attractive/334862065911185641.html2010-10-27T19:33:00Z2010-10-27T19:33:00Z<p>I like the dimples on a girls back when you have them bent over ;)</p>Rich2010-10-27T19:33:00ZGhost StoryShandrahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Ghost-Story/-517006837716670048.html2010-10-26T19:21:00Z2010-10-26T19:21:00Z<div><span>Hey Frank,</span></div>
<div><span>When I was younger I would see a tall thin man standing in my doorway when I was in bed. He would then turn around and walk to my brother’s bedroom and stand there, watching him. After wards he would run down the hallway and disappear. I never said anything about it until about 10 years ago, I mentioned it to my brother and he told me he would see the man too. First standing in my doorway, then coming to his room.</span></div>Shandra2010-10-26T19:21:00ZGhost Exposed Itself to MeHeatherhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Ghost-Exposed-Itself-to-Me/697075130168019865.html2010-10-26T19:19:00Z2010-10-26T19:19:00Z<p>I was in bed asleep one night, and I woke up and there was a creepy looking man sitting next to me on the bed smiling. It scared me so i closed me eyes. When I opened them again, there was a penis in front of my face! I closed my eyes again and heard this faint crazy laugh. I opened my eyes again and there was nothing there...</p>Heather2010-10-26T19:19:00ZGhost StoryBetohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Ghost-Story/-836070983888993021.html2010-10-26T19:14:00Z2010-10-26T19:14:00Z<div>Was on vacation high up in the mountains of Puerto Vallarta, in the middle of no where, where my family is from. I was volunteered to sleep at my grandparents house with my uncle who lives there. He was asleep in the kitchen and I was in one of the rooms alone, in the middle of the night i hear someone snoring. I assumed it was my uncle but then i realized the snoring was coming from the other bed in the room. Scared shitless and ready to piss my pants, I forced myself back to sleep. Found out later that the room was where my grandfather slept and that he had passed away in that room, on that bed...</div>Beto2010-10-26T19:14:00ZGhosts Don't ExistWinston from San francisco, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Ghosts-Dont-Exist/245636268321942859.html2010-10-26T19:09:00Z2010-10-26T19:09:00ZFrank,<br />You know how I know ghosts don't exist? You never hear stories of people seeing hot sexy ghosts. There's gotta be some hot foxy lady in history that killed herself or died all crazy. <br /><br />I wanna be haunted by a sexy MILF ghost. Thanks Frank.<br />Winston from San francisco, CA2010-10-26T19:09:00ZAfter hours 10/22Methodneohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/After-hours-10/22/54192180757527518.html2010-10-25T19:25:00Z2010-10-25T19:25:00ZHeidi should be thankful the man's penis works on mechanics and not on how a person looks.. It's the only reason she isn't still a virgin. <br />Methodneo2010-10-25T19:25:00ZEating pumpkinCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Eating-pumpkin/253632585347557141.html2010-10-25T19:24:00Z2010-10-25T19:24:00ZYou use the shell of the pumpkin. You have to boil it until soft and then mash it. Just like mashed potatoes, except orange and shitty tasting.Charles2010-10-25T19:24:00ZHeidi in PlayboyCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Heidi-in-Playboy/-170616996921285951.html2010-10-25T19:08:00Z2010-10-25T19:08:00ZI am all for Heidi being in playboy but how would we know it was really her? You know, with the paper bag that they would make her wear and all.Charles2010-10-25T19:08:00ZFarting while giving a bjMarcus from San Diegohttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Farting-while-giving-a-bj/125962521292330450.html2010-10-22T21:14:00Z2010-10-22T21:14:00ZFrank,<br /><br />That shit isn't funny when it happens to you. I was going down on my girl last Sunday and when she was about to cum she farted in my face. I started laughing at first but stopped once all the stank from her fart filled my lungs. Meanwhile, I hear her crying and apologizing for doing something so terrible. <br /><br />I now have her listed as 'Farty' on my iphone.<br />Marcus from San Diego2010-10-22T21:14:00ZLohan getting hotter with ageCharleshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lohan-getting-hotter-with-age/803485783402398642.html2010-10-22T20:40:00Z2010-10-22T20:40:00ZFrank is right. Lohan aging like a fine wine. A few more freckles and a hole through her septum from the coke......mmmmm...... she'd be perfect. She probably smells like peaches and Chanel no. 5.Charles2010-10-22T20:40:00ZLohan, etc.Stevenhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Lohan,-etc./-443184485246175460.html2010-10-22T20:39:00Z2010-10-22T20:39:00ZI bet she smells like the outhouse door on a fishing boat....Steven2010-10-22T20:39:00ZWe need.....Dena in Phoenixhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/We-need...../-591555445723011433.html2010-10-21T19:46:00Z2010-10-21T19:46:00ZWe need longer breaks...I used to have time for a cup o jo, a smoke, and a nicely timed dump. Now it's a race with 2 puffs and a quick pinch and a twirl.<br /><br />Dena in Phoenix2010-10-21T19:46:00ZWTF?Kurt from Corvallishttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/WTF/757315614983283391.html2010-10-21T15:07:00Z2010-10-21T15:07:00ZSo correct me if I'm wrong on any of these points here:<br /><br />Frank was born with a penis hole that pointed up, not out<br />Heidi has a crooked vagina<br />Frank has an enormous head<br />Heidi has a dead toe<br />Frank can only see out of one eye<br />Heidi has a lazy eye<br />Frank has a tooth in his chin<br /><br />What the fuck is in the water in Indiana?<br /><br />Love the show<br /><br />Kurt from Corvallis2010-10-21T15:07:00ZStreaming the Show from Munich GermanyJeffhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Streaming-the-Show-from-Munich-Germany/-340074023992067963.html2010-10-20T20:17:00Z2010-10-20T20:17:00ZHey guys! Tried to call, but can't from here. I'm in Munich Germany right now watching the show. First time I can stream! Love you guys and the show!! Auf Wedersehen!!<br />Jeff2010-10-20T20:17:00ZThe iPad Delivery videoDiana from EL MONTE, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/The-iPad-Delivery-video/-400037203593478561.html2010-10-20T20:16:00Z2010-10-20T20:16:00ZI just finished watching the 'iPad Delivery video'. There wasn't enough shaking in the part where Heidi was looking for Tom. I think there needed to be more shaking because then I would've actually puked. Not only is Heidi bad in front of the camera but also behind it!<br />Diana from EL MONTE, CA2010-10-20T20:16:00ZBlack people on a boatVeehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Black-people-on-a-boat/-945997417963520358.html2010-10-20T20:15:00Z2010-10-20T20:15:00ZHey guys... i'm a black woman having my 26th birthday party on a boat on Nov 6th. All of my friends and family will be there... feel free to come if its a sight u never thought you'd see
<div>FYI... I'm a new listener...love the show...and yes, I'm VIP :)</div>
<div></div>Vee2010-10-20T20:15:00ZThe BossChrishttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/The-Boss/443377308057728215.html2010-10-20T17:48:00Z2010-10-20T17:48:00ZHey frank it's Chris from Inglewood I'm the one that suggested you put the Newtons Cradle on the mobile site and just wanted some acknowledgment so maybe you can give me a shout out on the show and a shout out for the workers at L-3 in Torrance .. My mission is to have everyone there listening to the show.. I've been spreading the word ... Viva Mexico bitches!!!<br />Chris2010-10-20T17:48:00ZMy VIP MembershipJaime from Santa Cruzhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/My-VIP-Membership/-158750882871244993.html2010-10-20T00:05:00Z2010-10-20T00:05:00ZI spent my weed money on the VIP membership. Frank ARMY!!!!<br />Love you guys. I will support you as much as I can so your show can thrive. <br /><br />Jaime from Santa Cruz2010-10-20T00:05:00Zcrossing my legsAshleyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/crossing-my-legs/-333427230037303030.html2010-10-19T21:23:00Z2010-10-19T21:23:00Z<span>Hey Heidi, </span><br /><span>I was just listening to yesterdays show where you talked about your girl bits falling asleep if you cross your legs too long. That happens to me, too!!!! I thought I was the only one! that's why I love you guys, your not afraid to talk about your tingling girl bits. I can't shake my vagina awake like you can though haha. I'm vewy compac.</span><br /><br /><span>Xo,</span><br /><span>Ashley</span>Ashley2010-10-19T21:23:00ZAfrican Relief FundMichellehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/African-Relief-Fund/893043955188401870.html2010-10-19T21:10:00Z2010-10-19T21:10:00ZAre there any scholarships available for African Americans who can't afford to pay for your authentic comedic offerings? Can you start an African Relief Fund?<br /><br />I have to pay for hair extensions, the lap band and a 40 oz! Your show didn't make the cut, so..This is Ole' Black Shelley signing off. I will miss you racist bastards!<br /> <br />Ummmhmmm!<br />Michelle2010-10-19T21:10:00ZSo good to have you guys back.Chris in New York.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/So-good-to-have-you-guys-back./-390555113827070140.html2010-10-19T19:24:00Z2010-10-19T19:24:00Z<div class="WordSection1">
<p>REALLY BACK. I’m dying at work. You can pick out the VIP’s here by seeing who’s actually enjoying themselves at work. Thanks guys.</p>
</div>Chris in New York.2010-10-19T19:24:00ZThe Funny is BackTom from Los Angeles, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/The-Funny-is-Back/858081948561301543.html2010-10-19T15:40:00Z2010-10-19T15:40:00ZI gotta be honest, I have been holding off signing up as a VIP because the KABC show the last 6 months got progressively less funny. I would listen to the podcasts hoping for a nugget or two of hilarity. So, I joined the site as a monthly member cuz I had to see if you would get your funny back, and you definitely do! I was laughing out loud & often today listening to the 10/04/10 show. WELL ... Thank God! <br />Glad you guys are back to yourselves, and away from that oppressive KABC. Cheers! <br />Tom from Los Angeles, CA2010-10-19T15:40:00ZAdult RadioDenise from Palmdale, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Adult-Radio/333521660136636688.html2010-10-18T19:59:00Z2010-10-18T19:59:00ZI think that your show is so right on the money. Interesting, funny, adult and the best on the air, satellite and terrestrial. Any station that doesn't pick you up, is stupid. I am glad I get to be a grown- up and get to listen to adult radio.<br />Denise from Palmdale, CA2010-10-18T19:59:00ZLOBSTER in pantsVal in PA.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/LOBSTER-in-pants/729743256979753299.html2010-10-18T18:32:00Z2010-10-18T18:32:00ZHi Frank & Heidi,
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<p>I love you guys. I’m a VIP.</p>
<p>I used to catch shoplifters & the strangest thing I know of is a guy stole a live lobster and stuck it down his pants.</p>
<p>Sure, the claws were taped but, talk about, CROTCH LOBSTER!</p>
<p>True story.</p>
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</div>Val in PA.2010-10-18T18:32:00ZThe crazy UFO girl!Devin from Narniahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/The-crazy-UFO-girl!/84084679012202600.html2010-10-15T19:18:00Z2010-10-15T19:18:00ZYou need to get me that girls number! She's crazy, she likes 3somes, and she's not the sharpest tool in the shed...THAT'S the girl I need over at my place! My girlfriend and I have been looking for a girl to join us. We had our first 3some on new years eve and it was an amazing experience! Now we just need to hook up with someone who knows what they're doing.<br /><br />So get me that phone number and I'll buy the 1 year VIP, I'm on the monthly plan now. Hell, I'll buy HER a year on VIP :D<br /><br /><br />Devin from Narnia2010-10-15T19:18:00ZBe careful of what you say!Scotthttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Be-careful-of-what-you-say!/-513005262583491115.html2010-10-14T19:10:00Z2010-10-14T19:10:00ZFrank, You have been saying you and Heidi will do the show from the city that has the most VIP members, well be careful because here in Gilson Illinois there are about 43 people and 3 members of my house listen to your show. That's 6.9 percent of the population and if I can get 7 more that will make 23% way more than LA so get packing. We have a post office and a grain elevator, oh ya and a pop machine. Love the show. <br />Scott2010-10-14T19:10:00ZNot a VIP yet :-(Mark from Scottsdalehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Not-a-VIP-yet-:-/-127946757426459847.html2010-10-14T19:08:00Z2010-10-14T19:08:00ZHey guys (literally)! I just wanted to let you know that even though I’m not a VIP yet, I haven’t abandoned the show. As soon as I get through this foreclosure and bankruptcy thing, I’m purchasing my yearly membership!!! Can’t wait to see you guys on web cam.Mark from Scottsdale2010-10-14T19:08:00ZI'll keep paying to listen Frank!Vanessa ;)http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Ill-keep-paying-to-listen-Frank!/698502635886973322.html2010-10-13T23:38:00Z2010-10-13T23:38:00ZI'm an annual VIP and I'd pay more than $50 for the year to listen to you guys, you make my day so much better and cant go a day without listening...tell that cheap SOB to go collect cans and cash them in you can get $5 a month to get a VIP .. dumb shit!<br /><br /> Love ya guys!!Vanessa ;)2010-10-13T23:38:00ZSkipping Class for the ShowElliehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Skipping-Class-for-the-Show/793247900400422000.html2010-10-13T23:13:00Z2010-10-13T23:13:00ZHi Heidi,<br />I joined the live stream around 10:20. I attend school so in order to view live I have to skip class. Your eyebrows look nice. Good job. It evens out your face. <br />Have a great day!<br />Ellie2010-10-13T23:13:00ZAbout heidi's house songDavehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/About-heidis-house-song/237466219573586371.html2010-10-13T23:05:00Z2010-10-13T23:05:00ZThat song is so depressing that when I was in Iraq I imagined if I got shot everything would slow down and that song would play! How the he'll is that a house selling song! Love the showDave2010-10-13T23:05:00ZLOVESSarahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/LOVES/-417040797376058001.html2010-10-12T20:50:00Z2010-10-12T20:50:00ZThe mobile site is freaking amazing!!! I can listen in my car with my <br />ipod hooked into the auxiliary and who fucking needs radio bitches?!?!?!<br /><br />Love you guys!<br /><br />Sara2010-10-12T20:50:00ZSuper Glue Eye dropsJeffhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Super-Glue-Eye-drops/-906001886734447162.html2010-10-12T19:16:00Z2010-10-12T19:16:00Z<div class="WordSection1">
<p>Frank,</p>
<p>I totally did this…</p>
<p> I keep Visine in my truck in case I get pulled over while rallying for the Frank Army. Well I also have super glue. One night I didn’t bother looking at the bottle and went to put in drops. Luckily, well sorta, I happened to blink and ended up gluing my eye lid to my eye brow…</p>
<p>Not cool</p>
</div>Jeff2010-10-12T19:16:00ZMobile Site Visitor - I love the mobile siteLauren from Arizonahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Mobile-Site-Visitor---I-love-the-mobile-site/-287298086818747322.html2010-10-11T19:22:00Z2010-10-11T19:22:00ZThe new mobile website is awesome! Thanks for doing all you can to reach every last one of your fans. No more skipping or reloading every time I receive a call, email, or text.<br /><br />VIP from day one til your very last! <br /><br />Love you guys!Lauren from Arizona2010-10-11T19:22:00ZShow 10/8DeVell R.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Show-10/8/83749432177420535.html2010-10-08T23:57:00Z2010-10-08T23:57:00ZFreaking awesome! Your show is blocked by our company firewall so I am forced to listen via podcast. So today I am taking the day off and watching your show live. You guys are the future of radio!!!! Frank you are so right. Radio executives don't have a clue about what people want. VIP member for life.DeVell R.2010-10-08T23:57:00ZMobile App Just In TimeDaryl in Arkansashttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Mobile-App-Just-In-Time/-316980887389062014.html2010-10-08T23:34:00Z2010-10-08T23:34:00ZFrank,<br /> The mobile app came out just in the nick of time. My company blocked your site on my work computer, probably because I was causing our server to run slow because I was watching the show. But now with the app for my phone there is no stopping me. Thank you to everyone who got it up and running today.Daryl in Arkansas2010-10-08T23:34:00ZPizzaDavid K.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Pizza/885489293842430482.html2010-10-08T23:20:00Z2010-10-08T23:20:00Z<div>Hey Frank,</div>
<div>I know its a little off topic but Heidi's hard pizza comment reminded me of a funny story.</div>
<div>A while back me and a bunch of friends were making some oven pizza's, when we took the pizza out after the correct time and were trying to cut slices we realized that it was way too hard. Turns out we had left the cardboard on the bottom of the pizza and it had baked into the crust.</div>
<div>Love the show!</div>David K.2010-10-08T23:20:00ZGrandfather RoomateNatehttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Grandfather-Roomate/-623572800849558774.html2010-10-05T20:55:00Z2010-10-05T20:55:00Z<p>Heidi and Frank,</p>
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<div>Nate in LB</div>Nate2010-10-05T20:55:00ZRequest for a Sick FanEmily in Orange Countyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Request-for-a-Sick-Fan/-356116566610631016.html2010-10-05T19:55:00Z2010-10-05T19:55:00ZHi Heidi and Frank,<br /><br />I'm stuck at home with my three year old son Wesley who's a huge Heidi fan. I tried watching Frank's camera and then Smeez's but he started smacking the computer until I put Heidi back on. He's got a fever and a really bad cough so I'm home from work taking care of him.<br /><br />Every time you guys come back from break, he runs up to my the computer and says "Hi Heidi". I was hoping maybe you could ask Heidi to wave to the camera and say "Hi Wesley, feel better". He'd absolutely love it.<br /><br />Thanks, Love the show -the issues make it all the more HF Show!<br />PS - SCOTCH LOBSTER!!!Emily in Orange County2010-10-05T19:55:00ZBeta Site FeedbackJackhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Beta-Site-Feedback/-71330084071178024.html2010-10-05T19:54:00Z2010-10-05T19:54:00ZThe break music is great while looking at Heidi's camera is so weird I feel like I am looking at her through the window next door right before she is about to undress or something.Jack2010-10-05T19:54:00ZDoing Things for GirlfriendsDaryl in Arkansashttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Doing-Things-for-Girlfriends/642286483751967852.html2010-10-04T19:26:00Z2010-10-04T19:26:00ZFrank, let smeez know that he isn’t the only one that got dragged to do something for a girlfriend. My ex invited me to go to Seattle with her parents to go to her cousin’s bat mitzvah. I had to go up with them for a weekend stay in the same room as them and sleep on the couch in the room. Go figure they were too cheap to pay for another room. Mind you I’m not Jewish and this was my first time being at temple and wearing a Yakama. I did get shit faced after. Who would have thought they would have had an open bar.<br /><br /> Love you guysDaryl in Arkansas2010-10-04T19:26:00ZToday's ShowDenahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Todays-Show/216412957862193589.html2010-10-02T00:53:00Z2010-10-02T00:53:00ZJust wanted to tell you I am so happy for you guys. The show sounded fantastic (what little i could hear...full house today). sorry i called in whispering...at the very moment frank picked up my call a client came into my office. hahhahahahahaah<br /> <br />love you both very much...Much success is coming your way!!!!<br />dena <click><dial tone>Dena2010-10-02T00:53:00ZJust joined... Rock on BrotherZach Z. in Culver Cityhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Just-joined...-Rock-on-Brother/-743320558121386015.html2010-09-30T20:14:00Z2010-09-30T20:14:00Z<div>
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<p>When I moved to LA I was a wreck, doing everything I could to keep myself emotionally stable enough to continue pursuing my own career. But for a while it was fucking bleek... Your show was a huge reason why I feel I made it through those dark times. Not because you guys were feeding me information on how to live life or telling me what happened this week in the Whitehouse. But because on those truly dark days I had someone who I've never met make me laugh so hard my coworkers must have thought I was smoking the finest fatty blunts minutes before walking in the door. Sometimes all you need is a familiar voice and a good laugh.</p>
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<p>Long story short... Things got better and now I can say I am the proud recipient of an Emmy. </p>
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<p>Keep em coming guys... "The Frank Army" and the "Gigidy Gigidy" must live on.</p>
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<br />Rob2010-09-29T20:11:00ZYou are no longer on KABCRoberthttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/You-are-no-longer-on-KABC/-493694850163754166.html2010-09-28T17:45:00Z2010-09-28T17:45:00ZWell, Frank, the management of KABC-AM radio made a terrible decision regarding you, Frosty, and Heidi. They never should have hired such untalented, rude, crude, uninformed dolts to broadcast on the station. Obviously, they completely overlooked the fact that your target audience, 6 to 9 year old boys, is in school most of the year, and cannot listen. But, do not fear: Many former and new listeners will tune in to Larry Elder, whose background exceeds the total of the three of you. <br /><br />It shows that background, research, and preparation, along with a great sense of humor and wit, will win out every time. Surely, you must have some talents that can earn you a living in some field. Perhaps Mr. Obama will decide to bail you out. Good luck in your new endeavors, and may you find suitable work outside the broadcast field. <br /><br />Robert2010-09-28T17:45:00ZA farewell poem from Big Game JamesBig Game Jameshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/A-farewell-poem-from-Big-Game-James/705827451961880714.html2010-09-24T18:14:00Z2010-09-24T18:14:00ZFrosty, Heidi, and Frank you guys will be missed<br>Because your leaving everyone will be pissed.<br><br>The shows were awesome and always a hit<br>Frank that song you sang today was a heaping pile of<br><br>You guys played shows that we could not ignore<br>Heidi will never admit it but she's a great big whore<br><br>Who's going to hell, hopefully not me with some luck<br>Your music Frosty; know one really gives a<br><br>Frank the stoner and Schmeez the runt, and Heidi Hamilton's sweet, sweet<br>Debra the Milf and Frosty the queer I'm really sad the show is creeping near.<br><br>Frosty on the keyboard you really are a genius<br>All I have to say is penis penis penis<br><br>For this poems ending my name changes to Nick, cause I wanted to tell KABC<br>that they can suck my<br><br>I love you guys, Big Game JamesBig Game James2010-09-24T18:14:00ZUtter Contempt For We The Unwashed MassesTonyhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Utter-Contempt-For-We-The-Unwashed-Masses/909888043732955592.html2010-09-23T23:22:00Z2010-09-23T23:22:00ZTell the big girls blouse that he is missing the point. Yes, this is a kick off party for Heidi and Frank, but it is a retirement party for Frosty. Whether or not he moves, or finally finishes his cd, or even keeps up with his long winded blogs, we won't hear his voice any more, or be able to see him person again. He is using a flimsy excuse to show us the audience what we've always suspected. He has nothing but utter contempt for we the unwashed masses. Even though it was us that made him famous. If he's too good to show up for us good riddence!Tony2010-09-23T23:22:00ZKABC is not cake.Jon M.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/KABC-is-not-cake./-476219058291346045.html2010-09-22T23:22:00Z2010-09-22T23:22:00ZKABC is not cake. It's a great big barrel of Right Wing bile that hates President Obama. They were stupid for trying to use you guys to sweeten it. Not your fault. I'm afraid Chin Boy Hannity's announcement is that he's moving into your slot, and KABC's bringing back Larry Elder. Leave with your heads held high, knowing that you've saved your wretched souls. Jack Silver sold his to Satan.Jon M.2010-09-22T23:22:00ZSome people shouldn't do certain thingssobrneyedhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Some-people-shouldnt-do-certain-things/558631513646175690.html2010-09-22T23:22:00Z2010-09-22T23:22:00ZFrank, some people shouldn't do certain things. By "some people", I mean Frosty.. and by "certain things", I mean act. I just watched his resignation video. I really do love Frosty, but I think he should stick with radio. Just saying.sobrneyed2010-09-22T23:22:00ZDeath Penalty for KABC executivesVal from La Verne, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Death-Penalty-for-KABC-executives/153643637807601273.html2010-09-21T23:22:00Z2010-09-21T23:22:00ZDeath Penalty for KABC executives who...decided not to renew your contract...oh and add your last station execs too!Val from La Verne, CA2010-09-21T23:22:00ZDeath penalty...for people who talk through their yawnsHeather J.http://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Death-penalty...for-people-who-talk-through-their-yawns/68794910577383627.html2010-09-21T23:22:00Z2010-09-21T23:22:00ZDeath penalty...for people who talk through their yawns. There's no way I'm going to understand what you're saying and you're just going to have to repeat it, so why not just wait? and chances are, if you can't stop talking for 5 seconds to complete a yawn, I'm probably tired of listening to you anyway...<br><br>I'd also like to remind you of two things you used to find worthy of the death penalty: people who say PUNKINS and SAMICHES.<br><br>love you guys! fuck topic A, B and C. just a few more days...Heather J.2010-09-21T23:22:00ZWorst punishment ever from Mexican parentsKarolynahttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Worst-punishment-ever-from-Mexican-parents/262594915021722704.html2010-09-20T23:22:00Z2010-09-20T23:22:00ZI used to be a pain in the ass when I was a toddler..when I was 6 years old I got suspended from elementary school for pushing my best friend, next day the girl pushed me back..so we fought again and got all dirty fighting in the field so we got suspended again and our moms talked to each so they arranged a play time.. but they made us believe we were sleeping over the others house... at the end they took us to an orphanage and left us there for 30 minutes.. We were crying like crazies.. then they came back for us..just to let us know that we have to be good or they will leave us there..<br><br> BITCHES!Karolyna2010-09-20T23:22:00ZNot everyone who listens to talk-radio is an Obama hater!Roksana from Northridge, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Not-everyone-who-listens-to-talk-radio-is-an-Obama-hater!/-751874845841510167.html2010-09-17T23:22:00Z2010-09-17T23:22:00ZHey guys,<br><br>I can't believe that you are leaving! Is there someone at KABC who I can complain to about this? <br><br>Don't they know that the only other program to listen to from 9-noon is Rush Limbaugh? I think they made a serious mistake in letting you go -- what are normal people supposed to listen to? I would think they know that there are many liberals (or whatever you call people who like and think the stuff you talk about is interesting) who listen to talk radio, why turn those people away?<br><br>Before you guys came on the air, I was literally dying for an AM program that I could listen to while driving from court to the office. There is nothing on from 9-noon which a non right-winger can listen to! There are so many people out there who crave for radio personalities that talk about something other than "eff Obama" all damn day. Why would KABC turn those people away? Plus, doesn't it generally take at least 2 years to get ratings up? It's almost ridiculous, but I'm kinda devastated by you guys leaving. Thanks!Roksana from Northridge, CA2010-09-17T23:22:00Zyour biggest fansNick's mom from Whittier, CAhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/your-biggest-fans/-898881237683854822.html2010-09-14T23:22:00Z2010-09-14T23:22:00ZLet me take this time to let you know a little more about one of your biggest fans, my son Nick. Nick is a young adult with Down's syndrome. He loves your show and varied topics and banter. While I remember listening to you a few years back, he found you quite by accident while he was tuning in hoping to hear the Dodger game, (can't go a day without his team). He's currently not in a community program, so he hangs out a little too much with his mom and listens to a lot of radio. He enjoys your show because, while he may have been born with a learning disability and some physical limitations, he is very much a 25 year old guy. The way you guys talk "frank" (no pun intended) about all subjects suits his great personality. His speech articulation is poor, so unless you hang out with him awhile, you don't always understand what he's saying. However, there is not a joke going that he doesn't 'get'. Most people talk to him kind of simple, assuming the least from him, but when you guys talk, he's getting it all. Thanks for cheering up his mornings.<br><br>I just wanted to send this note because at the Morongo goodbye speech, Frank mentioned that your audience represented someone from all walks of life and then continued to list those types.... except, not one mention of someone with special needs. If my Nick loves your show, I'm sure there is many more special guys/girls like him out there. Don't overlook this group of people. They can be a very loyal audience and consumer. Anyway, just wanted to let you know.<br><br>Good Luck to all three of you!Nick's mom from Whittier, CA2010-09-14T23:22:00ZI love you guysWendy in AZhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/I-love-you-guys/-551624050939699895.html2010-09-14T23:19:00Z2010-09-14T23:19:00ZLOVE you all (even Frosty) and will follow you wherever you go!!! Will miss Frosty. You guys keep me sane at work. Willing to pay for your entertainment so keep that in mind if you need to charge for subscriptions or whatever. I NEED you guys. Keep on being yourselves.<br><br>It makes me have faith in the world to know that you and Heidi are staying the course.Wendy in AZ2010-09-14T23:19:00ZFrosty is completely CLUELESSWendy Sabelmanhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Frosty-is-completely-CLUELESS/-441746892145488786.html2010-09-14T20:19:00Z2010-09-14T20:19:00ZFrosty is completely CLUELESS. His arguments are all the same ones that could be applied to a regular restaurant. Food trucks are the hottest thing in gourmet food and will continue to be a trend for years. What is wrong with him? He is completely out of touch with society as usual. Just surprised on this because it is FOOD.Wendy Sabelman2010-09-14T20:19:00Zthe past four yearsAnana Hickshttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/the-past-four-years/-138338185501983515.html2010-09-14T19:08:00Z2010-09-14T19:08:00ZBest wishes and thanks for helping me laugh through all the hard times the past four years. I will spend the rest of my life trying to figure out why scotch lobster is funny.Anana Hicks2010-09-14T19:08:00ZFrankBrad in Phoenixhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Frank/-360766978205283611.html2010-09-14T06:15:00Z2010-09-14T06:15:00ZNice one Frank. I bet that's the first time Turd Cutter was said on KABC, and I'm sure it will be the last. Good luck guys!Brad in Phoenix2010-09-14T06:15:00ZCatcallsLori in Manhattan Beachhttp://www.heidiandfrank.com/b/Catcalls/621757585334010426.html2010-09-14T03:17:00Z2010-09-14T03:17:00ZNot all Catcalls are a good thing... Catcalls from a person that you think is good looking is a compliment, catcalls from the workers standing outside of home depot is not.Lori in Manhattan Beach2010-09-14T03:17:00Z